UPJOKE
carbonplutoniumisotopehydrogenatomatomic numbernitrogenheliumactiniumbromineboronuraniumelementoxygenastatine

Chemical Element Jokes

Which chemical element could be someones comic book fetish?

Manganese.

I work on a lettuce farm in Arizona...

Last week an FDA team showed up and shut us down on the back of reports that our produce was making people sick. After weeks of exhaustive investigation they found that the fence around our farm perimeter contained extremely toxic amounts of the chemical element Rhenium, and as the fenceposts aged t...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.