Why did the molecular biologist call the FBI to incarcerate the political extremist?

Because he hated free radicals.

What do you call a molecular ring of six iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

Say what you will about molecular biologists...

But they sure know how to appreciate the little things in life.

What do you call a threesome at a molecular level?

Water.

What did the molecular biologist say to their SO who also happened to be a molecular biologist?

You need to stop thinking about nuclei and start thinking about nucleus

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Why did the molecular biologist want to make a porno film of gametes?

Because sex cells.

Two forensic officers were reviewing their examination the stomach of a murder victim that week.

"Another case solved," concluded the chief officer.

*"Hmm-mmm" her partner agreed.*

"Quite a simple one to work out, too." She savoured a sip of coffee.

*"Oh? How so?" queried the young man, raising an eyebrow.*

"Hmmm. The contents reminded me of my husband's attempt at t...

What do ISIS and little miss muffet have in common?

They both have Kurds in their way

Credit to /u/MolecularAnthony

I'm on a new diet where I can only eat and drink things where I know what the ingredients mean.

I can now tell you every ingredients use in Cheetos, how it's obtained, and the molecular structure.

Three engineers are arguing about which engineering discipline god favors...

The first says "God is an electrical engineer - electricity is fundamental to all life. Electricity is the most transportable, universal energy... it's like the force. Clearly, god is an electrical engineer."

The second pipes up and says "Nah... god must be a chemical engineer, from the bio-...

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