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In an alternate universe, where objects down to the molecular level are sentient...

One day, a cell meets up with another cell. They chat for a bit.

Their chat then comes to a brief halt as another cell chimes in, saying "did you hear what the atoms had to say?"

The cell then says "No, they pretty much make up everything"

Why did the molecular biologist call the FBI to incarcerate the political extremist?

Because he hated free radicals.

Say what you will about molecular biologists...

But they sure know how to appreciate the little things in life.

What do you call a molecular ring of six iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

What did the molecular biologist say to their SO who also happened to be a molecular biologist?

You need to stop thinking about nuclei and start thinking about nucleus

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Why did the molecular biologist want to make a porno film of gametes?

Because sex cells.

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Today my classmate told me: "I have a problem with degenerate homos". I was outraged by his bigoted words..

..until I realised he was talking about our physics homework!

(Glossary: Degenerate - Having the same energy level. HOMO - Highest Occupied Molecular Orbital)

Two forensic officers were reviewing their examination the stomach of a murder victim that week.

"Another case solved," concluded the chief officer.

*"Hmm-mmm" her partner agreed.*

"Quite a simple one to work out, too." She savoured a sip of coffee.

*"Oh? How so?" queried the young man, raising an eyebrow.*

"Hmmm. The contents reminded me of my husband's attempt at t...

What do ISIS and little miss muffet have in common?

They both have Kurds in their way

Credit to /u/MolecularAnthony

I'm on a new diet where I can only eat and drink things where I know what the ingredients mean.

I can now tell you every ingredients use in Cheetos, how it's obtained, and the molecular structure.

Three engineers are arguing about which engineering discipline god favors...

The first says "God is an electrical engineer - electricity is fundamental to all life. Electricity is the most transportable, universal energy... it's like the force. Clearly, god is an electrical engineer."

The second pipes up and says "Nah... god must be a chemical engineer, from the bio-...

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