Processing Jokes

You would think Microsoft would have released ExExcel by now.

Said the Google Chrome user.

He couldn't focus on the negatives.

You try working in the dark and see how much you get accomplished.

I’m hoping to make a mill by the end of the year.

Whats up.doc

Everything smells like dairy air.

I’m so thankful to McDonald’s for this opportunity.

About a week later, he returns home from his job and finds her laying on the floor, unconscious. He calls 911, the ambulance comes and takes her off to the hospital.

He calls his wife and tells her she may have to cut her business trip short, but he'll keep her posted.

He gets to the ... read more

So an inspector goes to a processing plant. He walks up to the manager and says: ‘I hear you keep your animals in horrible conditions. I’m here to write a report.’

The manager gives a cold smile and says: ‘Where would you like to start?’

‘Let’s start with your pigs,’ says the insp... read more

...something smelled fishy.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefu... read more

Il points at a machine and says: “This one, you put a pig into it and sausages will come out on the other side. The power of science is amazing!” To which Un replied: “ Is there a device then, where you put in a sausage, and pig comes out?”
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Kim jong il: YOURMOM

A. Because they spent too much time processing the negatives.

Still processing it.

it's just fowl behavior.