I've heard polymer based condoms are the happiest type
They're ribbed for mer pleasure
Sorry if it is to sciencey
A famous car designer...
A famous car designer was about to retire at the age of 64 due to health concerns. For all his life, he had strived for perfection in his craft of designing cars, specifically for Kia. In each of his 32 models, he was instrumental in some innovation or vastly improved function.
He called for ...
I heard recently they'd made a new material out of lemons and tea leaves
They're calling it the Arnold Polymer
Larry, the Chemical Engineer
Larry was a chemical engineer who worked for DuPont Chemicals and who was brilliant at his job. He’d been the main guy responsible for developing Kevlar and a host of other really great plastics and polymers.
However, it had been quite a while between new developments and so the VP of Researc...
What molecule has the best sense of humor?
A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe