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Chlorine Jokes

Two men, Chlorine and Fluorine walk into a bar. The bartender greets them

Halo gens

Oxygen and potassium went on a date...

...it went ok.

Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

The other chemicals were like 'omg'!

Two noble gases went on a date.

There was no reaction.

Two protons went on a date.

There was no attraction.

Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.

They felt...

What did the chlorine atom say to the sodium atom?

I've got my ion you.

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Joke I made up: What do you get when you take chlorine (Cl) out of Schlitterbahn?

Shitterbahn

So a sodium molecule hits a chlorine molecule

It was a salt

During an exam, a student pokes the guy next to him and whispers, "pssst... is C the chemical symbol for chlorine?"

He whispers back, "Na, Cl you idiot!".

"OK thanks..." replies the student, "but why so salty?"

Why did the Sodium get arrested when he tried to bond with Chlorine?

It was a salt.

Just made up this chemistry joke, what do you think?

A sodium atom and a chlorine atom meet in a bar. During the conversation, these 2 atoms really start to *bond*.

Everything seems to be going well but shortly after the chlorine atom bursts into tears.

"What's wrong?!" the sodium atom asked.

"I'm negatively charged!" the chlorine...

What does Dolly Parton put in her swimming pool?

Chlorine chlorine chlorine chlorineeeee

What did Chlorine say upon reacting with Fluorine?

No Bromo

An American, German and Russian go swimming

An American, German and Russian go swimming, the Russian gets ready to jump in but the American stops him and says

"Careful i put in a chlorine tablet not long ago, you might want to wait"

The Russian responds with "Ill be fine, a little chlorine never hurt anyone"

The German ...

Germany owed a massive debt to France after the treaty of Versailles

One day, Germany couldn't afford to pay the weekly payment to France. So France gathered a band of soldiers and rode into a small town in Rhineland on trucks, hoping to find anything valuable as reparation. After inspecting the town for a brief moment, they took its tram tracks and street lamps back...

How does a Jedi wash their clothing?

With midi-chlorine bleach.

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