Two men, Chlorine and Fluorine walk into a bar. The bartender greets them

Halo gens

What did Chlorine say upon reacting with Fluorine?

No Bromo

What did chlorine say to iodine when they were playing minecraft?

Bromine

Just made up this chemistry joke, what do you think?

A sodium atom and a chlorine atom meet in a bar. During the conversation, these 2 atoms really start to *bond*.

Everything seems to be going well but shortly after the chlorine atom bursts into tears.

"What's wrong?!" the sodium atom asked.

"I'm negatively charged!" the chlorine...

During an exam, a student pokes the guy next to him and whispers, "pssst... is C the chemical symbol for chlorine?"

He whispers back, "Na, Cl you idiot!".

"OK thanks..." replies the student, "but why so salty?"

Why did the Sodium get arrested when he tried to bond with Chlorine?

It was a salt.

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What did the chlorine molecule say after homolytic fission

That was RADICAL bro.

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Joke I made up: What do you get when you take chlorine (Cl) out of Schlitterbahn?

Shitterbahn

Germany owed a massive debt to France after the treaty of Versailles

One day, Germany couldn't afford to pay the weekly payment to France. So France gathered a band of soldiers and rode into a small town in Rhineland on trucks, hoping to find anything valuable as reparation. After inspecting the town for a brief moment, they took its tram tracks and street lamps back...

Oxygen and potassium went on a date...

...it went ok.

Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

The other chemicals were like 'omg'!

Two noble gases went on a date.

There was no reaction.

Two protons went on a date.

There was no attraction.

Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.

They felt...

Why was neon sad?

He saw chlorine and sodium bonding together.

An American, German and Russian go swimming

An American, German and Russian go swimming, the Russian gets ready to jump in but the American stops him and says

"Careful i put in a chlorine tablet not long ago, you might want to wait"

The Russian responds with "Ill be fine, a little chlorine never hurt anyone"

The German ...

Recent reports have shown that Tide Pods can be used to clean your bathtub or jacuzzi...

Since they're already acting like chlorine on our gene pool

How does a Jedi wash their clothing?

With midi-chlorine bleach.

What does Dolly Parton put in her swimming pool?

Chlorine chlorine chlorine chlorineeeee

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