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Biological Jokes

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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts

is to make males stupid.

Son, you're adopted

"I Knew it! I want to meet my biological parents."

"We are your biological parents, your adoptive parents will come for you tomorrow."

Why did the tomato turn red?

Well, you see, the tomato belongs to a family of plants called Solanaceae, which contains a pigment called lycopene. When the tomato begins to ripen, the chlorophyll in the fruit starts to break down, allowing the lycopene to become more visible. As a result, the tomato appears to turn from a greeni...

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How do you tell the biological sex of an ant?

You put them in separate envelopes and put a stamp and leave it for the postman. if the postman leaves the letter, girl ant; if the post man takes the letter, mail ant.

What do you call a biologically male wombat?

An "at," since they lack wombs.

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We now know with 100% certainty that Ted Cruz is not the biological father to his children.

He always pulls out when it gets hard.

A couple is playing golf, when accidentally the ball flies out of the field and breaks a window of a nearby house

The house looks quite expensive, and the couple is very nervous, wondering how much they have to pay for the window. They knock the door, and a middle aged man opens it.

The husband apologizes: “Good afternoon sir. I and my wife were playing golf here. We didn’t mean it, but we have to apolog...

Did you ever hear the one about the foster kid who became a genetic engineer specializing in hybrid beans?

He’s still looking for his biological fava.

My friend told me that he could create a biological electric current to run through a capacitor.

I said, "weird flux but ok."

I was going to meet my biological dad today

but he pulled out at the last minute.

My biological father reached out to me towards the end of his life, but I ignored him, I still feel sorry...

..he fell off that cliff.

What was the man's response when he found out all of his kids were not his biological children?

He said the experience left a lot to be de-sired.

One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man.

One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man.

Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?"

"Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son. He was born by a miracle, ...

Between biological males and biological females...

...there's quite a vas deferens.

I wonder why biological warfare is not popular

even though it's viral

A woman and her husband got a dog

They show off their new dog to their friend, who absolutely adores the little guy.

“What a good boy!” Their friend says. “Did you adopt him?”

“No,” says the wife, “he’s our biological dog”

People say that adopted kids aren’t loved the same as biological kids.

You’d have to be pretty drunk to accidentally spend $40,000 at an adoption agency.

I was recently asked to be a part of a biological experiment. The researchers said they would mutate me with an extra chromosome and give me $10 000 for it.

I'm down.

Jesus is down by the gates to Heaven...

When an old man approaches.


"Well, what have you done to deserve entry to Heaven?" Asks St Peter.


"To be honest." replies the man, "I am merely a simple carpenter. It was my son who was truly great. Although he wasn't my biological son... his birth was miraculous, still I l...

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