Hey girl, are you made of Copper, Nitrogen, Terbium, and Silver?
Because you are a CuNTbAg.
What do you call nitrogen after the sun rises?
What do you call an aquarium filled with liquid nitrogen?
Someone asked me whether I know what is produced when Nitrogen oxidizes.
I said NO
Nitrogen triiodide will detonate violently due to random stray currents of air, the touch of a feather, or even a passing alpha particle.
... Still not as fragile as the male ego.
What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?
TIL a Goose's beak is composed of 4 elements: Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen, and Potassium.
What happens to Nitrogen when the sun comes up?
It becomes daydrogen.
Teacher: Nitrogen isn't a renewable resource.
Me: Can we fix that?
(Came up with this joke just a few hours earlier when my Bio teacher said this.)
Thymine is a nitrogenous base found in RNA.
What do you call a nitrogen atom having a 5-way orgy with 4 other hydrogen atoms?
So I put my finger in liquid nitrogen today..
And I am glad to inform you it's still more than 0K.
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a list of puns!
Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:
How do you throw a space party? You planet.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.
A scarecrow says,...
What happens to Nitrogen when you put it in direct sunlight?
It becomes DAYTROGEN!
Mr Bean and Einstein in a flight together.
Einstein: Hey Mr Bean, let's play a game. I would ask you a question. If you can't answer it, you will have to give me ten dollars. You ask me a question and if I can't answer it I would give you a thousand dollars.
Bean: Okay, we can play that.
Einstein: What's the percentage of Nitro...
Oxygen and potassium went on a date...
...it went ok.
Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
The other chemicals were like 'omg'!
Two noble gases went on a date.
There was no reaction.
Two protons went on a date.
There was no attraction.
Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.
Ole and Sven go to Hell
Ole and Sven, ignoring the -60 degree windchill warnings, froze to death while ice fishing in northern Minnesota and descend to Hell.
Coming to check on his new arrivals from up North, Satan is surprised to find Ole and Sven enjoying themselves, finally removing coats and hats that they've ...
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How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.
The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.
Chemistry puns Im in my element.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium
Ion-estly cant think of...
Does making a chemistry joke make you sound smart?
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired.
Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
A: It becomes daytrogen.
Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?
A: In the Ark Hives!
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but Apri...
I was going to write a chemistry joke but all the good ones...
No who am I kidding? There are Nitrogen Oxygen Neon
Help! I'm stuck in this gas chamber.
If I don't get out now I'll die from all this oxygen and nitrogen in 70 years!
A great chemistry
Once oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK. Then oxygen went on with magnesium. They were OMg. Then oxygen decided to ask out nitrogen, but NO
I wanted to tell you a great chemistry joke, but Na.
How do you tell a chemist no?
Do you have any Nitrogen Monoxide jokes?