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Hey girl, are you made of Copper, Nitrogen, Terbium, and Silver?

Because you are a CuNTbAg.

I know a joke about nitrogen dioxide...

In fact, I NO2.

What do you call a nitrogen atom having a 5-way orgy with 4 other hydrogen atoms?

Ammoooaaanium

What do you call nitrogen after the sun rises?

Daytrogen.

What happens to Nitrogen when morning comes?

It becomes Dayrogen

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

A goose's beak is composed of hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen and potassium.

HONK

Thymine is a nitrogenous base found in RNA.

No U.

Teacher: Nitrogen isn't a renewable resource.

Me: Can we fix that?

(Came up with this joke just a few hours earlier when my Bio teacher said this.)

Someone asked me whether I know what is produced when Nitrogen oxidizes.

I said NO

So I put my finger in liquid nitrogen today..

And I am glad to inform you it's still more than 0K.

Ole and Sven go to Hell

Ole and Sven, ignoring the -60 degree windchill warnings, froze to death while ice fishing in northern Minnesota and descend to Hell.

Coming to check on his new arrivals from up North, Satan is surprised to find Ole and Sven enjoying themselves, finally removing coats and hats that they've ...

Does making a chemistry joke make you sound smart?

Nitrogen Oxygen.

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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

Oxygen and potassium went on a date...

...it went ok.

Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

The other chemicals were like 'omg'!

Two noble gases went on a date.

There was no reaction.

Two protons went on a date.

There was no attraction.

Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.

They felt...

Mr Bean and Einstein in a flight together.

Einstein: Hey Mr Bean, let's play a game. I would ask you a question. If you can't answer it, you will have to give me ten dollars. You ask me a question and if I can't answer it I would give you a thousand dollars.

Bean: Okay, we can play that.

Einstein: What's the percentage of Nitro...

Help! I'm stuck in this gas chamber.

If I don't get out now I'll die from all this oxygen and nitrogen in 70 years!

I was going to write a chemistry joke but all the good ones...

No who am I kidding? There are Nitrogen Oxygen Neon

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Hear are sum morre punny science jokes

How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.

Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.

The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.

Chemistry puns Im in my element.

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

Ion-estly cant think of...

Corny jokes!

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

A: Because it's two-tired.


Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

A: It becomes daytrogen.


Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?

A: In the Ark Hives!


Q: Can February March?

A: No, but Apri...

A great chemistry

Once oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.
Then oxygen went on with magnesium. They were OMg.
Then oxygen decided to ask out nitrogen, but NO

I wanted to tell you a great chemistry joke, but Na.

Periodic joke

Do you have any Nitrogen Monoxide jokes?

NO

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