I bought a high-powered industrial fan today.

I was blown away by how well it worked.

Plastic. Metal. Big red. Ice. Ash. Industrial.

My bucket list.

What do you call an adequate industrial building?

Satisfactory

I like stealing industrial size kitchen equipment.

I'm a big whisk-taker

Mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker.

Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.

So the DOW Jones industrial average dropped 800 points last week. And you know what this means to us regular people?

Not a damn thing...

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I just finished a book on the military nobility of pre-industrial Japan

Would you like me to samurais it for you?

An engineer dies and goes to hell.

When he gets down there and starts going through his punishment he get really tired of the constantly bad living conditions, so he starts working.

He makes an industrial air conditioner and gets the temperature under control.

He makes some industrial mining machines and clears the fo...

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Teresa May dies...

Her soul arrives in heaven and she is met by St.Peter at the Pearly Gates. Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there's a problem: We seldom see a Conservative here and we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in; I'm a believer." says May. ...

Scientists announced that a man had chilled himself to absolute zero in an industrial accident.

He's 0K right now.

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A man loses his penis in an industrial accident.

He wakes up in the hospital the next day. Upon hearing the news that the organ was unsalvagable the man was devastated.

"Doc, is there nothing you can do?"

The doctor explains that conventional medicine can do nothing for him. However, he adds, there is an experimental treatment. The ...

Girl, do you support the industrial mining of mountaintops?

Cuz I'm tryna get in Djibouti

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A group of train drivers go on strike.

This is authorised industrial action from there union, as the company were making cutbacks to the safety equipment. However a lot of them have nothing to do, so decide that there should a be a party somewhere. This issue is no one can decide where.

Eventually, the union rep stands up and says...

Why did workers in the industrial revolution have better sense of smell?

It's because of all that time they spent in the ol-factory.

A man lost both his hands in an industrial accident.

Determined to still live a full life, and vowing to be more careful, he declared, "I will never be defeated!"

I used to work as a coast guard. There's one rescue mission that sticks in my memory.

A ship carrying a huge haul of industrial strength glue got into trouble just off the coast where I was stationed.

The weather was the worst I'd seen it, and one of the containers of glue had fallen from height and smashed into the hull, covering a number of the crew members in glue and knoc...

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What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a robot designed by the Military industrial complex?

I'd fuck the robot.

"Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"

"Just pop it in the corner please"

It took me 2 hours.

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