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Organic Jokes

Organic chemistry is difficult.

Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Free Organic Pathologist Test

Go up to a tree and take a leak:

* If pee attracts ants, you've got diabetes.
* If it dries fast, your sodium is high.
* If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high.
* If you forgot to unzip, it's Alzheimer's.
* If you missed the tree, Parkinson's.
* If you peed on your s...

Homemade and 100% organic

Since it's my cake day, I'll give y'all a joke that I created by myself. One that tickles me.

Two car salesman were talking to each other about their sales. They were really impressed with the commissions they were making with electric cars. Then, one of them asked, "Why doesn't Dodge sel...

What do you call it when an organic lifeform goes out with another organic lifeform?

Carbon dating.

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Silicon boobs are organic and 100% natural

Because Silicon is the most common element in the Earth's surface.

Things I learned in organic chemistry

1.How to draw hexagons.

An environmentalist friend of mine told me I should buy organic because it's sustainable

I looked at my bank account, and I really disagree.

What sound does an organic train make?

CH3COOH CH3COOH

As long as it’s organic

The cannibal is dragging two coffins to home for his children. Kids see their dad and start screaming joyfully

Yaaay, daddy brought us canned food!!!

Man I hate organic chemistry

It can be so indecisive. Whenever I ask oxygen if it prefers a methyl group or an ethyl group it always responds: “Ether”.

Reddit is like an organic notebook

The front page is usually 100% recycled

Why are insects farmed for food always organic?

They don't use insecticide.

Welcome to organic chemistry

Where questions like 'where do you keep your chloroform?', are no longer suspicious.

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I work at a factory that turns organic waste into fence parts.

All I do for eight hours a day is make shit posts.

An organic chemist, an analytical chemist, and a physical chemist....

An organic chemist, an analytical chemist, and a physical chemist are asked if a certain horse will win the race. The organic chemist asks what the horse has been eating and drugs given to it. The analytical chemist asks for the makeup of the track and mud. The physical chemist starts with "If we as...

Why do people call organic chemistry the meanest science?

Because it’s always pushing electrons around

My friend is weak in differentiating organic molecules

He says they are all alkene.

An organic bakery advertises that they hire the best people for the job, regardless of criminal history...

I think they should have thought about their name alittle more at Dave's Killer Bread.

Organic Vegetables

My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables when I went to the market. I looked around but couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee in the produce section and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?" The produce guy looked at...

My job is sectioning and dehydrating organic materials.

It may sound complicated, but it's actually cut and dry.

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