An organic bakery advertises that they hire the best people for the job, regardless of criminal history...

I think they should have thought about their name alittle more at Dave's Killer Bread.

As long as it’s organic

The cannibal is dragging two coffins to home for his children. Kids see their dad and start screaming joyfully

Yaaay, daddy brought us canned food!!!

What do you call an organic compound in which a hydroxyl is bound to a carbon atom of an alkyl??

See? Sometimes alcohol IS the answer!!

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I work at a factory that turns organic waste into fence parts.

All I do for eight hours a day is make shit posts.

Organic chemistry is difficult.

Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Silicon boobs are organic and 100% natural

Because Silicon is the most common element in the Earth's surface.

What do you call it when an organic lifeform goes out with another organic lifeform?

Carbon dating.

An organic chemist, an analytical chemist, and a physical chemist....

An organic chemist, an analytical chemist, and a physical chemist are asked if a certain horse will win the race. The organic chemist asks what the horse has been eating and drugs given to it. The analytical chemist asks for the makeup of the track and mud. The physical chemist starts with "If we as...

What sound does an organic train make?

CH3COOH CH3COOH

How did the organic vegetable die?

Natural causes

Man I hate organic chemistry

It can be so indecisive. Whenever I ask oxygen if it prefers a methyl group or an ethyl group it always responds: “Ether”.

Why do people call organic chemistry the meanest science?

Because it’s always pushing electrons around

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