I went to the Chinese for a take away last night, I ordered chicken chow mein, egg fried rice and Singapore crispy noodles. The bloke tipped it all loose in to a carrier bag. I said what the hell are you doing?
He said we're not allowed to put Chinese in a container anymore.
How do you get an elephant in a Safeway carrier bag?
You take the "F" out of "way"
(It took me a while, so don't feel bad, try not to spoil it!)
Just found a carrier bag with an England rugby shirt in the rubbish bin,
can't believe someone would throw that away! Worth 5p that!
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While in town today I saw a homeless woman and I remembered seeing something on facebook about giving them feminine products instead of money.
Feeling suddenly very generous I rushed into Boots and two minutes later presented the homeless woman with a carrier bag.
She thanked me, looked in the bag and with tears in her eyes asked me.
"Where the fuck am I going to plug an iron in?"