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Shipping Jokes

Free shipping?

I walked into an airport with two bags:

"I want this one to go to Chicago, and this one to go to Paris."

"Sir, you can't do that."

"Why not? It happened the last time."

What do you call a shipping container full of snails?

Escargo

Male or Female Shipping

So I was purchasing something online and I asked the wife if we should get Male or Female Shipping.

She was like what does that mean?

I said, do you want it to come quick or slow and maybe not at all.



I think I just made this up.

If someone makes their fortune in ships, we call them a shipping magnate and if someone makes their fortune in oil, we call them an oil magnate. So what do you call someone who makes their fortune...

...selling fridges?

Cunard shipping and Air Lingus decide to merge. They call the new business...

Air Nard

So they're going to start shipping Teslas without new car smell. Instead, they're going to have

Elon Musk

Shipping out soon!

A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you'v...

Did you hear about the cargo ship that sunk while shipping food?

Apparently there was a leek in the boat.

UPS refused to send my item with USPS pre-paid shipping

Come on man, it’s just one letter!

What did the Stormtrooper say to his family before shipping off to Empire basic training?

I’ll miss you.

My friend let's everyone use his Amazon account for free shipping

We call him the Prime Minister

Did you hear about the new shipping company merger?

COVID has skyrocketed the demand for delivery services, causing an unforeseen merger in the works. To ensure the people get the best package delivery and express service, UPS and FedEx are joining forces...and they are calling themselves FedUp (:


(My dad made this joke up a long time ago...

The good news is that they've started shipping the COVID vaccines.

The bad news is that they are shipping them on the 737 MAX.

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