How much does it cost to get a ship across the Atlantic?

It's 100% free

^(just pay shipping)

Shipping problems have hit the music industry hard.

There are 100 thousand copies of “Otis Redding’s Greatest Hits” just sittin’ on the dock of the bay.

UPS refused to send my item with USPS pre-paid shipping

Come on man, it’s just one letter!

My friend let's everyone use his Amazon account for free shipping

We call him the Prime Minister

An Afghan escaping from Taliban walks in through the Pakistani border...

He is immediately stopped by Pakistani border patrol agents and asked to identify himself. He stops and says he's the Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.

Paxtani border officer: "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the Minister of Ports & Shipping?"

Afg...

surfer

A surfer walking along a beach finds a bottle and a genie pops out and grants him one wish, he wishes to drive his VW camper van from the UK to Australia so he can ride the big waves, The genie in all his wisdom says, do you know how much concrete it would take to build a bridge that big it could ba...

Did you hear about the cargo ship that sunk while shipping food?

Apparently there was a leek in the boat.

I was shipping comedians across the countr but it took to long

They said it was bad timing but great delivery

The good news is that they've started shipping the COVID vaccines.

The bad news is that they are shipping them on the 737 MAX.

Did you hear about the new shipping company merger?

COVID has skyrocketed the demand for delivery services, causing an unforeseen merger in the works. To ensure the people get the best package delivery and express service, UPS and FedEx are joining forces...and they are calling themselves FedUp (:


(My dad made this joke up a long time ago...

Christmas traditions

The week of Christmas is always a hectic one at the North Pole. This one from long ago was especially so.

The elves had learned a new word “Unionize” and kept making threats.

Blitzen was colicky, Dasher had the worst case of gas he’d experienced in years and Vixen was pregnant; again!<...

Male or Female Shipping

So I was purchasing something online and I asked the wife if we should get Male or Female Shipping.

She was like what does that mean?

I said, do you want it to come quick or slow and maybe not at all.



I think I just made this up.

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