So I was purchasing something online and I asked the wife if we should get Male or Female Shipping.
She was like what does that mean?
I said, do you want it to come quick or slow and maybe not at all.
I think I just made this up.
I’m selling a broken marionette. There is no shipping fee, no taxes, or any extra cost.
There are no strings attached.
Shipping out soon!
A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you'v...
What did the Stormtrooper say to his family before shipping off to Empire basic training?