What do we want?! low flying planes!!!

When do we want them?! Neeeeeeoooooowwww

My grandfather took down 23 planes in WWII

He was the worst mechanic of the RAF

With the massive downturn in international travel, aircraft manufacturer Fokker has started developing planes for the military. Their latest is a small, super stealthy reconnaissance plane that is almost undetectable!

It's called the Sneaky Little Fokker.

My grandad was responsible for 35 downed German planes in WW2.

Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

What do bad jokes have in common with the planes on 9/11?

They don't stick the landing.

Let me tell you a joke about planes

I don’t think you’ll like it

It’ll go over your head

There were 5 people on a plane

A doctor, a scientist, Donald trump, Hillary Clinton, and a 9 year old girl.

The planes engines busted and there was only 4 parachutes on flight.

The doctor said “I need a parachute because I can help people who have COVID.” He took a parachute and jumped out.

The scientist said...

How often does planes crashes happen?

Just once

I’m making a documentary series about how to fly planes.

I'm currently filming the pilot.

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