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Littering Jokes

Cop: Sir, this is a park! Why are you dumping all your trash here?

Me: Officer, did you read the sign? It says “Fine for Littering”
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Your so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got arrested for littering.

Just a joke calm down
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Littering is a massive issue where I live.

If only it had been picked up sooner.
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A dog gave birth to puppies on the side of the road

She was cited for littering
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Why did Batman turn Catwoman into the police after she gave birth?

Because *littering* is a crime.
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A man walks into a bar

As he walks to the counter, he sees a one foot tall man playing the piano. He comments the player on his skill, and then sits down and orders a beer. The bartender reaches down and hands him an empty bottle.

"What's this?" asks the man. "I asked for a beer." "That's the wishing bottle," the b...
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A cat gives birth in a public park...

...and is fined $50 for littering.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she was young,

her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.
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Why did I walk your sister to the doorstep after our date?

Because if I dropped her off at the curb I’d be littering!
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All crime should be punished, no exceptions. That is why I called the cops on my cat after she gave birth to kittens. Now don’t judge me for doing what had to be done, we all know

*littering* is a crime.
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Why did the dog who just gave birth to seven puppies in the vacant lot get a ticket from the police officer?

She was charged with littering.
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Did you guys hear about the labrador who left her puppies in the street?

She was fined for littering.
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Finally took that warning on the cigarette pack to heart

and stopped littering
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If you fell out of a car onto the side of the road and the police saw you,

They'd give you a ticket for littering
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Call Captain Planet

The residents of a town are fed up with all of the pollution from factories, littering, and toxic waste.

Finally, a townsperson says, "We need Captain Planet!"

A moment later, a superhero looking dude shows up and says, "Did someone summon me?

The townspeople rejoice, an...
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A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street.

He was charged with littering
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