Cop: Sir, this is a park! Why are you dumping all your trash here?
Me: Officer, did you read the sign? It says “Fine for Littering”
Your so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got arrested for littering.
Just a joke calm down
Littering is a massive issue where I live.
If only it had been picked up sooner.
A dog gave birth to puppies on the side of the road
She was cited for littering
Why did Batman turn Catwoman into the police after she gave birth?
Because *littering* is a crime.
A man walks into a bar
As he walks to the counter, he sees a one foot tall man playing the piano. He comments the player on his skill, and then sits down and orders a beer. The bartender reaches down and hands him an empty bottle.
"What's this?" asks the man. "I asked for a beer." "That's the wishing bottle," the b...
A cat gives birth in a public park...
...and is fined $50 for littering.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was young,
her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.
Why did I walk your sister to the doorstep after our date?
Because if I dropped her off at the curb I’d be littering!
All crime should be punished, no exceptions. That is why I called the cops on my cat after she gave birth to kittens. Now don’t judge me for doing what had to be done, we all know
*littering* is a crime.
Why did the dog who just gave birth to seven puppies in the vacant lot get a ticket from the police officer?
She was charged with littering.
Did you guys hear about the labrador who left her puppies in the street?
She was fined for littering.
Finally took that warning on the cigarette pack to heart
and stopped littering
If you fell out of a car onto the side of the road and the police saw you,
They'd give you a ticket for littering
Call Captain Planet
The residents of a town are fed up with all of the pollution from factories, littering, and toxic waste.
Finally, a townsperson says, "We need Captain Planet!"
A moment later, a superhero looking dude shows up and says, "Did someone summon me?
The townspeople rejoice, an...
A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street.
He was charged with littering
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