I used to work in a recycling plant, crushing cans.

But I had to quit, it was soda pressing.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop...

It was sole destroying

People claim to be into recycling

but watch their faces as you rinse out a condom.

I called my local recycling centre about what to do with old batteries.

They said they'd take them free of charge.

My buddy has been sacked from his job in recycling.

I can't believe he has gone and thrown it all away.

I'm trying to start a chewing gum recycling company...

I just need a little help getting it off the ground.

I had a job interview at the city recycling center

"Why should we hire you?" They asked.

"Have you seen my r/Jokes posts?" I replied.

Which Smurf does the recycling?

Smurfette, she's the only one with a blue box.

My activist friend was extremely sad after the recent news that recycling rates were at an all time low

Until I showed her r/jokes

A man is looking for a job at a recycling plant...

A man has been out of a job for quite some time now. It seems that he has fallen into quite the slump and his wife is threatening divorce if he doesn’t get a job.
He finally gets applications out and gets an interview from the local recycling plant. He goes in and answers all the typical questio...

The headline was "two babies found dead at recycling center..."

I'm going to hell because my first thought was "Good job. We used to just throw those away. Now we're recycling."

I found a place that has a 98% recycling rate.

r/Jokes.

My interview at the recycling plant lasted 10 seconds

Interviewer - What were you doing before ?

Me - Posting on r/Jokes

Interviewer - Hired

Tyre recycling

Wow I just found out that tyres (tire) can be recycled into condoms.

One tyre is the average use for a couple for a year, must a Goodyear then!

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I asked my friend why he stopped working his job of squishing soda cans at the recycling factory?

He said that it was soda pressing.

Most people claim they support recycling,

But they sure get mad when someone reposts a joke.

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A timber recycling centre placed a job ad seeking an experienced timber sorter.

And one morning in walks a guy wearing dark glasses and using a white cane.

"I've come about the timber sorting position", he tells the lady at reception.

She gets her husband, the boss, who takes one look at the guy and says, "No offence pal, but how do you intend to sort timber if y...

You know what they say about recycling jokes

You shouldn’t if it’s garbage

A man and his son are walking by a recycling center when the son notices how forlorn all the workers seem to be.

“Dad, why do they all look so down?”

“Son, you would be too if you had to smash pop cans all day long. It’s soda pressing.”

Sorry

What’s the most lively recycling center?

The organ transplant center

Researchers have discovered a self-sustainable utopia where the recycling rate is as high as 98%

But you already know about this place. Welcome to /r/jokes.

Recycling in the UK is getting very serious...

Even our immigrants are being shipped in reusable containers.

Every week, I'm happy to say that a recycling truck takes my garbage.

But I prefer /r/jokes where trash gets recycled almost every single day.

I looked up the nearest recycling center in my area in google maps and asked for directions

It opened up this subreddit

Top Reddit posters should use their karma to help the environment.

They are already experts at recycling.

What's the difference between r/jokes and a recycling depot?

Occasionally new material passes through the recycling depot.

The pop music industry is very eco-friendly

They keep recycling the same four chords.

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Box under the bed

When Eamonn and Ruth first got married Eamonn said, *“I am a sex addict and I’m putting a box under the bed to help control my addiction. You must promise never to look in it.”*

In all their 30 years of marriage, Ruth never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosit...

Since I like helping the environment and recycling/reusing things I searched for a place with like-minded people.

After a few days I finally found where they reuse and recycle almost everything: r/Jokes

In a interview, my boss asked me, "Why do you think you should work here?"

I said, "My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

I then tried crushing cans for recycling, but I quit because it was soda-pressing....

Recycling is important...

I went to the bar last night. I saw two rather large ladies having a great time. They seemed to be speaking in an Irish accent. I sauntered over and asked them

"Are you ladies from Ireland?"

They responded, "It's Wales, you idiot!"

I apologized immediately and said
"Are you ...

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South American recycling

A Guyanese man is having breakfast one morning: coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Trinidadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Guyanese ignores the Trinidadian who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Trini: "You Guyanese folk eat the whole bread?"
Guyanese ...

I hate going to aluminium recycling facilities

Its soda-pressing.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What color do you use when you’re recycling a chart?

Chartreuse

My dad's Christian and my mom's jewish and they LOVE recycling...

But it's a little awkward for both me and my grandad on ash wednesday. Sadly he didn't survive the holocaust.

How do you expand recycling to other places?

Create a discord server.

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If all people were like Redditors, we would have a better planet

Because Recycling old shit is what Redditors do best .

P.S.A - Do recycle ♻

Recycling

Where it pays to be an alcoholic

My friend works at a recycling centre crushing soft drink cans all day

It's soda pressing

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