I used to work in a recycling plant, crushing cans.

But I had to quit, it was soda pressing.

What do you call a high ranking soldier who hates recycling?

General Waste.

I called my local recycling centre about what to do with old batteries.

They said they'd take them free of charge.

I'm trying to start a chewing gum recycling company...

I just need a little help getting it off the ground.

My buddy has been sacked from his job in recycling.

I can't believe he has gone and thrown it all away.

You know those boxes full of dead batteries you see in supermarkets? The ones due for recycling. Did you know you can just take them?

They’re free of charge.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop...

It was sole destroying

People claim to be into recycling

But you should see their faces when you rinse out a condom.

My friend called me the other day and told me he hated working at the can recycling plant

He said it was, “soda pressing”

I went on a tour of the animal recycling facility today...

I was rendered speechless.

My wife asked if we could start recycling?

I said ”Of course!“


It seems like the only way to get karma on this sub.

The scarecrow got an award

for being outstanding in its field: Recycling.

Most people claim they support recycling,

But they sure get mad when someone reposts a joke.

A man and his son are walking by a recycling center when the son notices how forlorn all the workers seem to be.

“Dad, why do they all look so down?”

“Son, you would be too if you had to smash pop cans all day long. It’s soda pressing.”

Sorry

Which Smurf does the recycling?

Smurfette, she's the only one with a blue box.

I educate my kids using r/jokes

It teaches them that you gain karma by recycling trash.

What’s the most lively recycling center?

The organ transplant center

I found a place where the recycling rate is 98%

/r/Jokes

I had a job interview at the city recycling center

"Why should we hire you?" They asked.

"Have you seen my r/Jokes posts?" I replied.

My activist friend was extremely sad after the recent news that recycling rates were at an all time low

Until I showed her r/jokes

Researchers have discovered a self-sustainable utopia where the recycling rate is as high as 98%

But you already know about this place. Welcome to /r/jokes.

I looked up the nearest recycling center in my area in google maps and asked for directions

It opened up this subreddit

What's the difference between r/jokes and a recycling depot?

Occasionally new material passes through the recycling depot.

Recycling is important...

I went to the bar last night. I saw two rather large ladies having a great time. They seemed to be speaking in an Irish accent. I sauntered over and asked them

"Are you ladies from Ireland?"

They responded, "It's Wales, you idiot!"

I apologized immediately and said
"Are you ...

The headline was "two babies found dead at recycling center..."

I'm going to hell because my first thought was "Good job. We used to just throw those away. Now we're recycling."

Recycling in the UK is getting very serious...

Even our immigrants are being shipped in reusable containers.

Every week, I'm happy to say that a recycling truck takes my garbage.

But I prefer /r/jokes where trash gets recycled almost every single day.

My interview at the recycling plant lasted 10 seconds

Interviewer - What were you doing before ?

Me - Posting on r/Jokes

Interviewer - Hired

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

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South American recycling

A Guyanese man is having breakfast one morning: coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Trinidadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Guyanese ignores the Trinidadian who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Trini: "You Guyanese folk eat the whole bread?"
Guyanese ...

My friend works at a recycling centre crushing soft drink cans all day

It's soda pressing

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A timber recycling centre placed a job ad seeking an experienced timber sorter.

And one morning in walks a guy wearing dark glasses and using a white cane.

"I've come about the timber sorting position", he tells the lady at reception.

She gets her husband, the boss, who takes one look at the guy and says, "No offence pal, but how do you intend to sort timber if y...

I hate going to aluminium recycling facilities

Its soda-pressing.

Since I like helping the environment and recycling/reusing things I searched for a place with like-minded people.

After a few days I finally found where they reuse and recycle almost everything: r/Jokes

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If all people were like Redditors, we would have a better planet

Because Recycling old shit is what Redditors do best .

P.S.A - Do recycle ♻

What color do you use when you’re recycling a chart?

Chartreuse

My dad's Christian and my mom's jewish and they LOVE recycling...

But it's a little awkward for both me and my grandad on ash wednesday. Sadly he didn't survive the holocaust.

Top Reddit posters should use their karma to help the environment.

They are already experts at recycling.

Recycling

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