If you scratch and sniff a Canadian dollar, you can smell maple syrup
If you scratch and sniff an American dollar, you can smell a stripper's pubic hair
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Just one lady in front of me...an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get tw...