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French Language Jokes

Who is the grandmother of the French language?

La grammaire.

The limit to my knowledge of the French language, is knowing the word for 'egg'

That's an oeuf

English is the lingua franca of the internet, science, aeronautics,

and of using Late Latin phrases concerning an extinct pre-French language to mean "universally spoken".

Mayday Mayday

I need to prove to a French friend that the French language had zero influence on the English language.

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