What Asian stereo type do you hear the most?

Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.

My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes

It was the end of my Korea

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An Asian man and a Jewish man walk into a bar

The Asian man goes: “Hi, my name is Joe Chan, what’s yours?”

The Jew replies: “Michael Goldberg... Hey you know, I never did forget you Koreans for Pearl Harbor.”

The Asian man, surprised, replies:
“Uhhh... Pearl Harbor was done by the Japanese, not Koreans, and I’m Chinese.”
...

When I was a kid, I thought I had a Chinese friend

but turn out, it was nothing more than just my imagine asian.

I was at the supermarket, looked three freezers down and saw the most beautiful busty blonde picking out Asian dinners. I took a quick glance at her hand and saw no wedding ring! Well, as you can imagine, I promptly did what any virile, red-blooded man would do with this opportunity...

I got really nervous, said absolutely nothing, and strictly avoided eye-contact at all costs...

What happens to an Asian when they don't get an A on a test?

They are B-rated

I was kicked out of the house by my Asian parents

because I got an O for my blood test instead of an A+.

I thought of this joke myself, but I'm not sure if someone else made it earlier than me.

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I'm dating a half asian girl

Her mom is Japanese.

Her father is Japanese.

Her legs were ripped off in a car accident

What do you call an Asian gang?

A study group.

Asian guy goes to a eye doctor

After the checkup the doctor says "The problem is you have a cataract" then the Asian guy responds with"No I have a tesra"

Anyone want to invest in my new African-Asian fusion restaurant?

It's going to be call "Wok like an Egyptian".

What do you call an Asian Millionaire?

Cha Ching $

As a Chinese immigrant living in the states for a while, I can't help but feel like I'm less asian

I guess I'm just disoriented

A man runs out of money in a foreign Asian country

A man runs out of money while traveling a foreign country in Asia. Desperate for food he hears the locals discussing the Monks and their great kindness. Hearing this, the man decides to seek out the temple and beg the monks for food.

After finding the temple, the man is taken in and well fed....

What do you call the Asian influence in American Culture?

An East infection

[OC]I have a black Asian friend named Bill Wong.

Bill has been my best friend all of my life since like 3rd grade. Recently, he met this girl named Emma Wong and fell in love with her. She is also a black Asian with the same last name.

To be honest, I’m kinda jealous. Ever since he met her he stopped talking to me and if I try to talk...

With the way I see Asian people driving, it got me thinking...

Pearl Harbor might have been an accident.

So an English man, an American, an Asian, a blonde, Chuck Norris and Yo momma walk into a bar...

The barman asks...




Is this some kind of joke?

Told my Asian dad my blood type is B+

He was so disappointed..

How can you tell if someone is Asian by their handwriting?

Their i’s are slanted.

What's thw difference between asian and rasicm?

Racism has many faces.

I checked out a brothel and spent time with a bipolar asian girl last night

Dont think I'll be ordering sweet & sour off the menu again any time soon

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The KKK recently announced that male Asian porn stars are welcome to join the Klan

As they too are a part of he supreme cockasian race

How do you blindfold an asian woman?

With a windshield.

A young Asian boy comes home with his homework

He puts the paper in front of his father saying “Daddy! Look! I did so well I got a seahorse sticker!
The father replies “C-HORSE? WHY NOT A-HORSE”

What did the asian plumber say to Ramsey Bolton?

*you have a reek*

An Asian driver is being interrogated after an accident

Detective: So, how did you end up killing 49 people?

Jackie: I was driving over 90km/h when I saw 2 men crossing the road. And on the other side, there was a wedding taking place. I hit the brakes but they failed, so I had to make a choice:
Either I hit the 2 men or run into the wedding pa...

What do rich, blind, Asians drive?

Cataracts

Why do asians hate arguing with me

Because I’m white and they’re always wong

I really wanna post an Asian joke...

But I'm afraid that they wont Reddit go.

What do Asian pirates do?

Fry pranes

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My new Asian mail order bride turned up last month.

Sadly, she has all the "Asian" stereotypes.... including a very tiny penis.

I wasn’t surprised when my artifact from an ancient Asian ship broke.

Piece of junk was made in China.

I wanted to buy some bread from a south-Asian bakery

But i didnt get any because they said they had Naan...

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I will leave now

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Asian guy walks into a bar

He sits down at the the bar and start drinking a beer. The guy next to him ask: you know kung fu or karate or any or this shit? The asian guy replies: why you ask this, is because I chinese? The other guy replies no it’s because you’re drinking my fucking beer.

A guy walks into a bar...

A guy walks into a bar.

He sees an open seat next to a beautiful Asian woman and takes it.

He asks if he can buy her a drink, and she shakes her head yes.

After a while of him asking her some questions he realizes they like all the same things.

Then he finally works up th...

What do you call a one legged Asian lady?

Irene

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An Asian Man Walks Up to A Bank Teller To Exchange Yen for Dollars....

The teller gives him $180.

The Asian man complains: "But yestaday, I get $200. Why less today?"

The teller shrugs and replies: "Fluctuations"

Livid, the Asian man yells "Well, fuck you Americans too!"

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What do you call a flamboyant asian man who likes to sleep outside?

Camp Ping

Currency trading

I used to trade currency. this asian guy came in and wanted to exchange 10,000yen - I gave him $120.

a week later he came in with another 10,000yen - I gave him $105.

a week after that he came in with another 10,000yen - I gave him $135.

the guy said to me in an annoyed voice...

How Long Is An Asian Name.

Yes it is.

Why was the Asian father disappointed with their newborn child?

He found out their blood type is A-.

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The long troubles of Nelson Mandela (LONG)

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by an Asian man clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You sign! You sign!" while pointing at a truckful of car exhausts. Mr Mandela says, "I believe you have the wrong address" and shuts the door. T...

What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?

One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.

What do you call an Asian who spills his latte on his pants?

Chai knees

Id never make fun of an asian pilot

I think its just plane wong

What do Asian people sing to their children at night?

Wok a bye baby.

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A white, black, and Asian walked into a bar...

The bartender said, “Holy shit, a panda!”

What do you call a someone who is a mix heritage between and Asian and and Irish?

rice paddy

"When you saw an Asian woman driving, you should have moved a bit away from the road",

Said the doctor to an injured man.

Injured man: "What road? I was napping on a bench in a park"

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As more asians are moving to Western countries, they're turning into good drivers.

So if you're a good driver, and you see an asian turning, get the fuck out of the way!

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So a black guy and a Latino guy and an Asian guy are all walking together!

A man walks up to them with a knife and says “if your dick sizes don’t add up to 20 inches, then you’re all getting stabbed”. The black guy pulls it out and it’s 12 inches. The Latino guy pulls it out and it’s 7 inches. The Asian guys pulls it out and it’s 1 inch. The man with the knife says “you’re...

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An Asian man is talking to a white man.

The Asian man says, "I don't understand your elections"

The white man says, "My fetish is my business, piss off"

What do you call an asian guy who is talking on an active electric shock giving chair?

current lee speaking

What would you title a novel about a rebellious Asian teenager?

The Catcher in the Rice

Little Johnny ;-)

Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking.

“Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have the Monday off.” said the...

An Asian, a Mexican, and an American all get on a boat...

The captain looks at his passangers and tells them that in order to continue the voyage, each of them must throw over something they have a lot of in their country. The Asian tosses a few bags of rice, the Mexican tosses some tortillas, and the American tosses the Mexican.

A man walks into a bar

And orders a drink. Whilst drinking it, a massively scarred Asian dude stumbles in the bar.

"What happened?" The man asks as he downs his drink.

"There's a dragon 10km east from here." The Asian dude rasps before passing out.

So the Man gets on his bike and travels 10km east an...

What does a moth eat when it wants Asian food?

Plaid tie.

Around 80% of all Asians that move to America get cataracts.

The remaining 20% usually buy chevrorets, rexus, or rincoln. Some even get rand lover.

An Asian kid’s life

Kid: Dad, I got an A-

Dad: Don’t talk to me anymore. Next time you get something below A, don’t call me dad anymore.

The next day

Kid: Excuse me, mister...

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A black guy, white guy, asian guy and hand puppet are sitting in a bar...

The black guy says, "You know the thing about dating black girls? They're crazy in bed, but you can never trust them around other guys."

The white guy says, "White girls are cute, but they're always spoiled and high-maintenance."

The asian guy says, "Asian girls are intelligent, but th...

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Why do asian women have small boobs?

Because only A is acceptable.

The wife of an Asian Couple gave birth to a Caucasian child, and her husband knew she had been cheating...

...Afterall, two Wongs don't make a white.

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With the way I see Asian people driving, it got me thinking...

Pearl Harbor might have been an accident.

An Asian woman has twins, a boy and a girl.

They came out within two seconds of each other, and the doctors forgot to record which one actually came out first. This was problematic for her as it had been a tradition in her family going back almost a thousand years to name the first born of each generation "Lin". After some discussion from her...

I was sitting at a bar last night

And this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer.

I glance over at him and ask if he knows any of those martial arts like Kung fu, or Karate or Ju Jitsu. He says no, WTF man!? Are you asking because I’m Chinese?

I said no, it’s because you’re drinking my beer.

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TIFU by getting too drunk at my husband's work party and sucking his Asian friend's cock.

Whoops, wrong stub.

Given the terms “crab”, “tuna”, “lobster”, and “Chinese guy caught in an avalanche of boulders”, which does not fit?

Ans: “tuna”. The other 3 are crushed asians.

What do Asians have when their scalps are itchy.

Rice

How often did the Asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

What do you call an Asian in an elevator

Wong on so many levels

9/10 Asians have cataracts

The 10th one has a Mercedes

Why are black Asians bad at golf?

Because they can’t drive and every time they walk on a golf course a cop tries to put a hole in one

Why are Asians so good at Math?

Their dogs can't eat their homework.

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A small asian man is in a public bathroom at a urinal. (NSFW)

He's taking care of business when a very large black man rushes in and takes the urinal next to him. The black man whips out his 14" penis, starts to urinate, and exclaims, "Oh God, I just made it!". The Asian man says, "Can you make them in other colors?"