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By Choice Jokes

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I'm a virgin by choice.

Not my choice, but everyone else's.

All my pets are vegan by choice and I know you can't change them!

Say hello to my goat, rabbit and cow

Why do Americans become fat by choice?

So they can add more bullets to their ammo belt.

If Donald Trump becomes President I'm going to Mexico.

Not by choice though.

I am single by choice.

Choice of 2 billion women.

I'm single by choice

Not my choice though, every girl I've ever asked out's choice.

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What do you call the guy who takes the other bunk in jail who's a virgin but not by choice?

Incellmate

I'm probably moving back to my home country if Trump gets elected.

Not by choice either.

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Sad But True

A 37 yr old virgin, exiting a bus, passes the grand opening of a new pet store, on her way to work. Out in front of the pet store on a perch is a parrot. Now there's a reason why this lady is a virgin and it is not by choice. So as she's passing the parrot, it says, "Hey lady" A little amused, she r...

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A German, a Russian and an American are trying to see who can teach a cat to eat mustard.

The German grabs the cat and showed the mustard down the cat's throat.
"That's abuse!" - Protest the Russian and the American.
Next, the American puts mustard and a hot dog and feeds it to the cat.
"That's deception!" - Protest the German and the Russian.
Finally, the Russian grabs the ...

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I always wanted to be my own boss so now I run a nonprofit

Not by choice, im just a shitty salesman.

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