Bring On Jokes - 5 Hilarious Bring On Jokes

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Bring on the Limericks!

Belinda, a charming young lass

Had a most magnificent .

Twasn't rounded and pink,

As you probably think,

It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

What did the vulture bring on his flight?

Carrion luggage.

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

The world's richest man is dying...

The world's richest man is dying. He has made peace with that.

But what is bothering him so much is that no one in the afterlife will even know that he has amassed such a colossal personal fortune. On Earth, everyone knows he's a self-made man who built this huge fortune from scratch, but he...

A man has the opportunity to win a million dollars if he can cross lake Superior in a 16 foot sailboat...

The people sponsoring the challenge give the man two choices of what he can bring on the boat to assist him. He can either bring a large box of novels or two criminals. However, the people running the competition get to choose what the books are and who the criminals are.

The man realizes the...

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