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Bring Out Jokes

How do you milk sheep?

Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1500 for it.

My coach told me to bring out the tiger in me during our football game.

I didn't want to waste any of my favorite frosted flakes cereal.

We'll help you bring out your inner child...

Come to Midtown Abortion Clinic

A friend asked me: 'What does really bring out the child in you?'

Apparently, 'an abortion' is not the right answer.

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

One dark night in Dublin, a fire started inside the local chemical plant . . .

In a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fireman in charge and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the centre of the...

I love abortions

They really bring out the kid in you

How do you milk sheep?

Bring out a new iPhone and charge $2500 for it.

(Please not this is the new 2023 edition of an older joke which used to be a bit sheeper)

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