My coach told me to bring out the tiger in me during our football game.

I didn't want to waste any of my favorite frosted flakes cereal.

A friend asked me: 'What does really bring out the child in you?'

Apparently, 'an abortion' is not the right answer.

We'll help you bring out your inner child...

Come to Midtown Abortion Clinic

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"Video games bring out the worst in our children," states politician.

"I disagree with that," says Alan, known on Xbox Live as SpunkMonkey2000

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

There's a fire at the local chemical plant...

One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long, it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around.

After fighting the fire for over an hour, the plant president approached the fire chief and said "All our secr...

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

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At the end of the day, Richard is a nice person…

It’s just that the mornings and afternoons bring out the Dick in him.

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My buddy and I own a bar.

My buddy and I own a bar. Last week, we were leaning against the counter, when this gorgeous woman came up to us and said, "Hey handsome boys, can I buy you a beer?"

"No, I don't think so," I replied.

"No? How about something harder. Scotch?"

"Absolutely not," my friend said....

Treadmill at the gym

I trick myself into going to the gym.

I go the gym, I find a voluptuous woman on a treadmill. Take the treadmill behind her, and pretend like I'm chasing her.

She speed up, I speed up. She helps me bring out my inner creepiness.

It was working great.

Till I find out someo...

How do you milk sheep?

Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.

Why do pregnant women throw tantrums

Because they're trying to bring out their inner child

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An octopus is applying for a job at the circus

He says: "I can play multiple instruments".

They give him a violin, a sax, the drums and he plays them beautifully. Everyone is thoroughly impressed.

They ask him: "Well, can you play the bagpipes?".

He responds: "Well, I don't know what that is, but I think I could give it a go...

What do my wife and dog have in common

They both get excited when i bring out the leash

An elderly lady goes to the local hardware store

An elderly lady goes to the local hardware store and approaches the young salesman on duty.

Her: I'd like to buy a trap to deal with a vermin problem I've been having

Him: Well, many of our customers like to go for a trap, some of them even go as far as to spend the extra penny for a n...

I love abortions

They really bring out the kid in you

I asked my GF, "Why do abortion jokes made you laugh so much?"

She said, "because they bring out the kid in me."

Why is working at the abortion clinic so much fun?

They bring out the kid in you.

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