The Emperor of Japan loses his most trusted bodyguard, and sends out a proclamation to the whole empire: Bring forth the best samurai to show their skills, so that they may guard my life.
Three samurai enter the throne room: A samurai from Edo, A samurai from osaka, and a jew.
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The Magic Lamp
A man whose wife had just divorced him was walking down along the beach trying to figure out what he was going to do next with his life. Suddenly his foot kicked something hard in the sand and he was immediately surrounded by smoke. A Booming voice said :
"I AM THE GENIE OF THE LAMP"