I made a program to generate puns, but I stored them in the wrong type of variable
No pun int. Ended
Lysol's marketing department are trying out some new angles to generate sales. They claim that one bottle can clean an entire family of dolphins!
It's the best multi-porpoise cleaner on the market!
Men are more susceptible to the covid19 coronavirus
Men could be more susceptible to Covid-19 because testicular tissue generates proteins the virus likes to latch onto.
It's got you by the balls.
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The Queen of England was touring an American hospital.
During her tour, accompanied by doctors, nurses, and hospital board members, she passed a room with a man furiously masturbating.
"OH MY! HOW INAPPROPRIATE!" she exclaims
"Your majesty, he suffers from a medical condition where he generates so much sperm his testicles will explode if t...
Why did the author include a page with a computer generated grid in his book?
Because he auto graphed it.
I finished my report about how wind power is generated
It was a breeze
I once sold my toucan to a power plant.
I once sold my toucan (ya know, the type of tropical bird), whose name was Drea, to a power plant. I was told he'd simply be entertainment for the workers, sort of like a pet. Eventually, however, our local PETA caught wind of this and intervened. Drea was sent to a nearby bird shelter, where my ...
What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?
A fission-chips shop.
Business can be generated any how!
An advocate goes to a gift shop 7 days before Valentine's Day.
He bought 40 beautiful cards and wrote - "To my love !! I hope you recognize! Meet me in the evening, "I love you" The shopkeeper asked: What is the matter? So the lawyer said - I sent such cards to the nearby colo...
Five Redditors are walking in a forest...
Five redditors are walking in a forest...
...when they find a lamp on the ground. One of them rubs it, and (as expected), a genie appears. Because he's feeling particularly generous, the genie decides to grant all five of them one wish each.
The first one steps forward. "I would like ...