Generate Jokes - 9 Hilarious Generate Jokes

i tried using an ai to generate a joke with the prompt "two guys walk into a bar"

Two guys walk into a bar.

It's just one, and he's forty.

"what will it be, sir?"

"A water," the guy says.

He takes a sip.

He grimaces and makes a face.

"That's really watery."

"Yes," says the bartender.

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AI-Generated Joke: "What Kind of Error is a Clothes?"

"A Dress Up."

(It gives an explanation for the Joke. So apparently it's a Joke because...

mess and dress rhyme.

mess-up is a kind of error.

dress and clothes mean roughly the same.

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I made a program to generate puns, but I stored them in the wrong type of variable

No pun int. Ended

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What is big, long, red, spews a liquid from an opening, generates a lot of excitement among people, adults get to have a big one and children get to have a smaller one, makes people wet and is usually associated with "hot", and is related to/contains words that begin with F and end with U,C,K?

A firetruck :D

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There’s an equation to describe the magnetic field generated by a constant current

But everyone says it’s BS

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Have you heard an ex Vice President is releasing a computer generated reggae album?

It's called Al Gore Rhythms

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Business can be generated any how!

An advocate goes to a gift shop 7 days before Valentine's Day.

He bought 40 beautiful cards and wrote - "To my love !! I hope you recognize! Meet me in the evening, "I love you"
The shopkeeper asked: What is the matter?
So the lawyer said - I sent such cards to the nearby colo...

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Lysol's marketing department are trying out some new angles to generate sales. They claim that one bottle can clean an entire family of dolphins!

It's the best multi-porpoise cleaner on the market!

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I finished my report about how wind power is generated

It was a breeze

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