Is some one dear to you having a suspected stroke, remember, think F.A.S.T.
F. Get on Facebook immediately and search the symptoms from a sympathetic audience.
A. Ask for their thoughts and prayers, this will generate lots of likes.
S. Search for the symptoms on Google or look for helpful YouTube videos.
T. Try a selection of oils, scented candles, he...
I made a program to generate puns, but I stored them in the wrong type of variable
No pun int. Ended
Lysol's marketing department are trying out some new angles to generate sales. They claim that one bottle can clean an entire family of dolphins!
It's the best multi-porpoise cleaner on the market!
Why did the author include a page with a computer generated grid in his book?
Because he auto graphed it.
I finished my report about how wind power is generated
It was a breeze
What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?
A fission-chips shop.
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The Queen of England was touring an American hospital.
During her tour, accompanied by doctors, nurses, and hospital board members, she passed a room with a man furiously masturbating.
"OH MY! HOW INAPPROPRIATE!" she exclaims
"Your majesty, he suffers from a medical condition where he generates so much sperm his testicles will explode if t...
Business can be generated any how!
An advocate goes to a gift shop 7 days before Valentine's Day.
He bought 40 beautiful cards and wrote - "To my love !! I hope you recognize! Meet me in the evening, "I love you" The shopkeeper asked: What is the matter? So the lawyer said - I sent such cards to the nearby colo...