Why do ducks make for awful roommates?

They are always high on quack.

Why do exterminators make for good programmers?

They're experts in debugging!

What did the tired dragon make for dinner?

Flamin yawn.

So a weasel walks Into a bar. Bartender says "Wow I've never served a weasel before, what can I make for you?"

"Pop" goes the weasel.

Why does Bill Gates make for a terrible medical expert?

Because he can't get rid of viruses in Microsoft either.

Silly joke from 5yo neighbor girl: "What did the sick cook make for lunch?"

Mac and sneeze.

I don’t think Michael Jackson would make for a good documentary

He’d make a better thriller

What Does a White Woman Make For Dinner?


Why do Bankers make for great lovers

Because they know the penalty for early withdrawals

Why do barnyard animals make for more reliable friends?

They’re stable

Kids nowadays just don't appreciate the sacrifice you make for their birthday.

She just screamed when I cut the goat's throat.

I think docking would make for a great spectator sport.

It’s really end to end.

What did the Indian guy make for dinner?

Never mind, that's naan of your business

Why do hypochondriacs make for good chemical catalysts?

They overreact to all external stimuli!

What is it called when your toddler spits out everything you make for him?


What did the Jewish American princess make for dinner?

A reservation.

What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?


Why do people with a gluten allergy usually make for pretty funny comedians?

Because they always have silly acts.

Confucius say, many hand make for light work,

But one hand make for quick job.

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Whilst lubing your arse up with KY Jelly or baby oil will make for easy insertion,

9 times out of 10 it will get you thrown out of the Tesco fruit and veg section...

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, a...

A woman living on a shtetl in Poland goes to see her rabbi

"Rabbi!" she says. "My son Avram has a very strange fear - he is afraid of kreplach!"

The rabbi says, "Kreplach? He's afraid of the meat dumplings we make for Rosh Hashanah?"

She nods. "Yes. I've tried to tell him there's nothing to be afraid of, but whenever he sees kreplach he runs o...

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