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What do white people make for dinner?

Reservations!

What’s the best meal to make for someone you’re breaking up with?

Dumplings

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Why do Frogs make for good sex toys?

They’re ribbited for your pleasure.

Guy is standing in front of the freezer, looking for something to make for dinner.

His wife calls over to him "Hey Honey, is there any ice cream left in there?"

He replies, "Yes, there's about half a pint of mint chocolate chip, do you want it?"

His wife says "How hard is it?"

The guy replies "As hard as I was last night."

Wife says "Ok, can you pour me...

Why do ducks make for awful roommates?

They are always high on quack.

What did the tired dragon make for dinner?

Flamin yawn.

I think I would make for a pretty average pirate.

I'd go out and sail the seven Cs

So a weasel walks Into a bar. Bartender says "Wow I've never served a weasel before, what can I make for you?"

"Pop" goes the weasel.

Why does Bill Gates make for a terrible medical expert?

Because he can't get rid of viruses in Microsoft either.

Why do Bankers make for great lovers

Because they know the penalty for early withdrawals

Silly joke from 5yo neighbor girl: "What did the sick cook make for lunch?"

Mac and sneeze.

Why do barnyard animals make for more reliable friends?

They’re stable

What did the Indian guy make for dinner?

Never mind, that's naan of your business

I don’t think Michael Jackson would make for a good documentary

He’d make a better thriller

Why do hypochondriacs make for good chemical catalysts?

They overreact to all external stimuli!

I think docking would make for a great spectator sport.

It’s really end to end.

Kids nowadays just don't appreciate the sacrifice you make for their birthday.

She just screamed when I cut the goat's throat.

What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

What did the Jewish American princess make for dinner?

A reservation.

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