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Birth Rate Jokes

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Why does Japan have a low obesity rate and a low birth rate?

They don’t like Fat Man and Little Boy

How did God respond to worldwide declining birth rates?

Sending thots and players.

Birth rates in Alabama have declined due to COVID19...

... restrictions prohibiting family gatherings.

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

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You can't get pregnant during '69.

After years of lobbying, a town finally got train service.

A county official noticed an increase in the town’s birth rate and went to investigate. After interviewing a few people he discovered that the explanation is noise from the 5AM express train: At that time it’s too early to get up and too late to go back to sleep…

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Family Planning

In 1983, China launched an extensive 12 month program that was carefully designed to teach the fundamentals of birth control to the rural populace. Doctors and nurses were televised demonstrating the use of condoms and birth control pills.
The people were encouraged to faithfully practice thes...

Population Growth

A small town with a high birth rate attracted the attention of a team of university sociologists. They wrote a grant proposal, got a chunk of money, hired aides and an anthropologist, found a family planning and birth control specialist, moved to town, rented offices, set up their computers, and des...

Predictions of the relationship fallout of quarantine:

In one month divorce rates will spike.
In 9 months birth rates will spike.
In 13 years and nine months we will have quaranteens.

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