Birth rates in Alabama have declined due to COVID19...

... restrictions prohibiting family gatherings.

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Why does Japan have a low obesity rate and a low birth rate?

They don’t like Fat Man and Little Boy

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

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You can't get pregnant during '69.

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Why is the birth rate so high in India?

Because everytime they finish having sex, they say "Thank you! Come again"

Predictions of the relationship fallout of quarantine:

In one month divorce rates will spike.
In 9 months birth rates will spike.
In 13 years and nine months we will have quaranteens.

Population Growth

A small town with a high birth rate attracted the attention of a team of university sociologists. They wrote a grant proposal, got a chunk of money, hired aides and an anthropologist, found a family planning and birth control specialist, moved to town, rented offices, set up their computers, and des...

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