Alabama has reported more deaths than births for the first time in it's history

Makes sense considering family get togethers have been restricted

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A women just gave birth

Soon after her husband pulled the doctor aside and asked him “How soon until we can have sex”?

The doctor smiled and replied “I can meet you out back in 10 minutes!”

When my wife was in labor with our first child I read her jokes to pass the time, but she didn’t laugh at any of them. Nevertheless I’ve persisted with telling the same lame Dad jokes during the births of each of our kids. Today she’s in labor with our fourth and I’ve finally got her laughing...

...I think I’ve really improved the delivery!

(True Story: Today is baby number four, and this is basically the same lame joke I told/posted when our last child was born. Dad jokes 4TW!)

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