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Births Jokes

Alabama has reported more deaths than births for the first time in it's history

Makes sense considering family get togethers have been restricted

A man named Tenison March was filmed exiting the bureau of births, deaths and marriages.

Footage shows that seconds later, another man named “Samsung Galaxy-9 Jr” (formerly Allen Frank) was seen throwing wild punches at March.

March, an ex-Green Beret, was able to fend off the attack until police arrived on the scene to make an arrest.

Galaxy-9 has been charged with batter...

If the Stork is the bird of births...

Then the Swallow must be the bird of birth control?

We call the offices to register Births, Marriages and Death's in our town....

Hatch em, Match em and Dispatch em.
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