Last time I flew Malaysia Airlines, I didn't shower first.

I figured I could just wash up on the shore.

Here's a pun: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

I'm sorry, that joke probably didn't land.

Translated Joke

Katie is 9 years old girl who grew up in a village , she like to wear her pretty little dress her mum made for her on her birthday .

One day when Katie was out playing , an unknown man challenge her to climb the coconut tree and pluck a coconut down for him for 20$ .

She accepted and c...

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A Japanese tourist in Malaysia calls for a taxi to get to the airport

On the way, a Toyota overtakes the taxi on the road. The Japanese tourist sees this and says: “Wa! Toyota! Made in Japan, very fast!”

After this, a Mitsubishi flies by the little taxi. The Japanese tourist says: “Wa! Mitsubishi! Made in Japan, very fast!”

Then a Nissan passes by, and...

Malaysia Airlines may get lost

but at least you'll never lose your seat.

Finally some good news for the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370.

Their luggage has landed safely in Manchester.

Anyone need a job?

I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people.






^im ^so ^sorry

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