You know what a helicopter mom is?

Well I have a Malaysia flight mom.

Last time I flew Malaysia Airlines, I didn't shower first.

I figured I could just wash up on the shore.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A Japanese tourist in Malaysia calls for a taxi to get to the airport

On the way, a Toyota overtakes the taxi on the road. The Japanese tourist sees this and says: “Wa! Toyota! Made in Japan, very fast!”

After this, a Mitsubishi flies by the little taxi. The Japanese tourist says: “Wa! Mitsubishi! Made in Japan, very fast!”

Then a Nissan passes by, and...

Malaysia Airlines may get lost

but at least you'll never lose your seat.

Finally some good news for the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370.

Their luggage has landed safely in Manchester.

Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents...

I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again.

Anyone need a job?

I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people.






^im ^so ^sorry

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