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The Britain had just colonized Malaysia, three local criminals were caught and brought to the British Commander...

"They committed such deadly crimes, they should be beheaded!" The Lieutenant suggested the Commander.

Hearing that, the three criminals pleaded for their lives to the Commander.

The Commander agreed to let them live under one condition, which was to collect 10 fruits of same type.
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Last time I flew Malaysia Airlines, I didn't shower first.

I figured I could just wash up on the shore.

Here's a pun: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

I'm sorry, that joke probably didn't land.

Singapore Airlines are planning to start flights to nowhere

But I'm pretty sure Malaysia Airlines beat them to it

Malaysia Airlines may get lost

but at least you'll never lose your seat.

Translated Joke

Katie is 9 years old girl who grew up in a village , she like to wear her pretty little dress her mum made for her on her birthday .

One day when Katie was out playing , an unknown man challenge her to climb the coconut tree and pluck a coconut down for him for 20$ .

She accepted and c...

Finally some good news for the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370.

Their luggage has landed safely in Manchester.

Anyone need a job?

I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people.






^im ^so ^sorry

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