Believing Jokes - 14 Hilarious Believing Jokes

Believing in 12.5% of the Bible

Makes you an eighth thiest.

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Bilbo Baggins wakes up and hears someone singing ‘Don’t Stop Believing’.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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I can't stand people believing in astrology.

Sorry, but we Pisceans are logical and scientific.

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I grew up believing my grandad was a Japanese prisoner of war.

Turns out he just likes hiding things up his arse.

Step 1 - fool people into believing you've been chosen by God to spread his word

Step 2 - prophet

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I stopped believing for a little while this morning

Journey is going to be so pissed.

I want to know if this brazillian joke makes sense in other cultures

A woman went out and did not return home. On the next day she told her husband that she had slept at her friend's house. Not believing her, the husband called 10 of her best friends and none of them knew what he was talking about.

A man went out and did not return home. On the next day, he to...

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Your mom is so fat

Your mom is so fat that, a group of people started believing that your mom is actually flat.

[EDIT] OMG, thanks for the Platinum

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Over heard my flat earth believing friend talking about global warming..

I told him to make up his mind.

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Imagine believing at zodiac signs and horoscopes

That's such a Cancer thing to do.

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Maybe we should start believing Donald Trump about election fraud

Because nobody knows more about fraud than donald trump.

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So I hear the Hulk's believing in Muhammad nowadays...

Now he's gone from "Hulk Smash" to "I Slam".

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My wife told me to grow up and stop believing everything I see on the internet

But I don’t need this. There are local singles in my area literally dying to meet me.

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A thrice divorced woman is giving love another try ...

Her first love abused her with his fists. The second one ran away. The third one completely failed in bed. But she still feels lonely and doesn't want to stop believing in love, so she posted an ad on a newspaper with her story that she was still available. A few days later, she heard the doorbell r...

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