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Rethink Jokes

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This Custodian’s Cleaning Method Leaves These Girls Rethinking Lipstick

According to a new report, a certain private school in Chicago, IL was faced with a unique problem.


A number of 12th grade girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. Applying and wearing the lipstick was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would ...

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Every once in a while something comes along which causes some people to rethink their sexuality.

Like prison.

3 blondes are lost in the desert

They come across a river that they have to get over, but it's swarming with crocodiles.

Luckily, a genie just happened to pass by on his flying carpet. He said: "Ah, you are lucky! As I have found you here, I will grant each of you one wish."

The first blonde wished she was an excellen...

If “#” is often read as “pound,”

then perhaps we should rethink the title of the #metoo movement.

Two chemists walk into a bar

The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have water too."

The first chemist now has to rethink the assassination.

Insult me with your BEST, most offensive , crude insults you can think of!

Let's see who can make me cry, and rethink continuing living!

A catholic woman gets engaged

I heard this joke from a father(catholic priest) today.

A catholic woman gets engaged and finds out that her fiance doesn't believe in hell.

She goes to her father and says : "Father, my fiance doesn't believe in hell. Maybe I should rethink about marrying him".

Her father says...

An American, an Englishman and a Norwegian are sitting in a pub ...

An American, an Englishman and a Norwegian are sitting in a pub arguing on which of them are the best.

The American says "Well, when our Air Force is in the air, they are so massive you cannot even see a glimpse of the sky between them!".

"Thats nothing!" says the Englishman, "when our...

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Two Native Americans stand in front of a tipi

...gazing into the sun, a son with a father. The son, quietly and carefully, asks "father, just how did you come up with my name?"

"Well, my son, I look at the nature, what happens around me. See the sun on the glooming horizon? She is the reason your sister is called Setting-Sun."

"Ye...

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