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Customer: What would you recommend from the menu? Waitress: The beef tongue is very good today. Customer: Yeech! I'd never eat anything that came from an animal's mouth.

Waitress: Okay. How about some eggs?

My niece wouldn't eat the beef tongue because it came out of the mouth of an animal.

I then prepared her an egg...

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