Why did the walrus become a plumber?

Cause he loves a tight seal.

Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware party?

He heard there was gonna be some tight seals there!

How do you make a walrus commit suicide?

Point at its chest and say 'What's that?'

Why did the Walrus cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

What do you call the walrus special forces group?

The tusk force.

Whatโ€™s a walrus favorite part of a house?

The walls!!

Walrus is driving down the street when suddenly.....

His car breaks down in the hot desert. He calls a towing service and takes it to the nearest shop in some small town he's never been in.

Mechanic tells him it's going to be awhile. Walrus says, no problem. I'll just go across the street and treat myself to something cold at that restuarant ...

what's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus...

one has a moustache and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus

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What do a walrus and a ziplock bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

In honor of the guy on the front page that ruined his dick by putting it in a bottle.

This penguin is driving around

when his car breaks down. He brings it to the local mechanic, a walrus. The walrus says it'll be a while, so he might as well get something to eat. The penguin decides to get some ice cream, because penguins love ice cream. But penguins are also very messy eaters. He gets this ice cream all ove...

there's a walrus walking down the street.

A man stops and asks him" where the hell you goin?" The walrus said" to a Tupperware party." The man, bewildered, asked " Why?" To which the walrus replied " heard I might find a tight seal."

How do you kill a walrus?

Tell him there's something on its chest

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A Walrus and car trouble

So, a walrus is driving down the road when blue smoke starts to pour out of his tailpipe. Luckily he sees there's a mechanic just ahead, so he pulls in. The mechanic promises to take a look and tells the walrus he can grab some lunch across the street.

So the walrus heads to the restaurant ...

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

A penguin on a road trip through...

...the desert noticed steam coming out from under the hood of his car pulled over in a small town. He found a walrus working in a service station who said he could fix it straight away. Penguin was understandably hot and asked where he could find a cool treat. Walrus mechanic told him about an ice ...

My wife is so ugly...

she walked past the walrus enclosure at Sea World, and her iPhone X unlocked itself.

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My friend works at NASA developing robotic exploration vehicles...

A few years back he was intensely busy with a major project involving a multi-million-dollar remote-controlled rover, often sleeping at the lab and coming home only once every 3-4 days to shower, change clothes, and feed his cats. One of his cats got sick at that time, but he didn't even have time t...

Two jokes from little kids... That shouldn't have been from little kids.

I've never seen either of these posted, so I thought I would share. The first was told to me by my brother when he was about ten years old:

A group of white me in the early 1800's are looking to hunt buffalo in the great American West. They hire a Native American guide and set out. They pick ...

2 walruses walk into a bar..

the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says "tusk tusk"

Gotta love dad jokes