A catholic missionary is baptizing people in a river near an African village.
He pushes Mutombo under water and raises him again. Then he tells him: "You are now Christian, and so you are no longer called Mutombo, you are now Joseph. Oh and one more thing. Since you are Christian, you are no longer allowed to eat meat on fridays. "
The next friday, the priest...
What’s better pork or mutton?
Depends on what religion you ask.
A vegetarian lady looked at my mutton curry and said, "You know, a sheep died so you could have that."
I looked at her salad and responded, "Maybe she died because you keep eating all her food!!"
How do you know when mutton has expired?
It tastes baa-d.
Jim walked into a bar......
Jim, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bartender
”Please give me a plate of chicken wings and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, cause when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
The bartender complies to this by giving Jim a plate of chicken wings ...
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I recently traveled through time to hook-up with Queen Victoria, the famous nympho-queen of England in the late 1800's.
I was stunned to find out that she wanted me adorned in the latest fashions before we consummated our tri-millenium tryst. She made me wait until I grew large mutton-chop side-burns and a moustache. It took like three weeks. Meanwhile, she had a high fastening and tight fitting frock coat cut to ...
A sheep finds a penny on the street
"Better than mutton."
A sacrificial lamb is really nothing more than
a mutton for punishment.
What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?
Mutton Looter King