Becoming Jokes - 33 Hilarious Becoming Jokes

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Becoming White

A 5 year old African American wanted to see what it was like to be white so he covered himself in sugar. He went up to his mother and said “look mama I’m a white boy now!” and she punches him in the face and he then goes to his father and says “look pops I’m a white boy now!” and he takes off his be...

What's the difference between Trump becoming president and a soldier dying in combat?

The soldier knew what he signed up for.

I’m pleased to announce reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world.

The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content.

My girlfriend changed a lot since becoming a vegan

It's like I've never seen herbivore.

The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable.

Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.

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I was well on my way to becoming a millionaire

I had a sex toy business that specialized in gold plated butt plugs. One day I got a cease and desist letter from Apple. Apparently they hold the patent on overpriced shit for assholes.

I once thought about becoming a vegetarian

But I then realised how stupid of me as that would be a missed steak

Beauty contests are becoming a popular way to promote things. For instance, the winner of the Trigonometry Club's beauty pageant was crowned....

Miss Calculation.

Tour Leader pageant winner:
Miss Guided

Encyclopedia Brittanica pageant winner:
Miss Information

I’m halfway to becoming the America’s first autistic Navy SEAL…

Now I just need to start the process of becoming a Navy SEAL!

My girlfriend wants me to choose between her and my obsession of becoming a news anchor.

What’s the most important part of becoming a train?

The training.

I’m thinking about becoming a gynecologist

I heard there was a lot of openings

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BECOMING AMERICAN

Two Saudi brothers come to America and one buys a house on the west coast and the other on the east coast. They are so excited about being Americans and during their goodbyes they make a $10,000 bet: in two months they will meet again and the one that is the most American wins.

Two months pas...

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One of the first steps toward becoming a man...

One day, the father of a young boy decides that it's time to teach his son how to pee standing up.

"Alright, son, this is one thing that will help you become a man. It's a privilege we have that women do not, so it's important to take advantage of it. All you have to do is follow these nine s...

Descartes becoming The Hulk:

Don't make me think. You wouldn't like me when I am.

I should really think about becoming a tightrope walker

Even the bank says my balance is outstanding!

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

Becoming a garbage man isn't hard....

you just pick it up as you go along.

^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry*

I'm thinking about becoming a mohel

From what I hear, the pay isn't great but there's lots of tips.

Calendars are becoming obsolete.

In fact, I think their days are numbered.

How I plan on never becoming a Grandparent..

I’ll be naming my daughter pregnant so when a guy meets her.

Guy: Hi, I’m Paul.

Her: Hi, I’m pregnant.

Case closed.

Linkedin is becoming like Facebook nowadays!!!

Except Hot women are sending connection requests to IT Nerds...

What's the difference between growing up and becoming a parent?

Growing up is realizing alcohol is not neccessary to have a good time.

Becoming a parent is realizing having a good time is not neccessary for needing alcohol.

A guy breaks up with his girlfriend after becoming blind.

She asks him "why?"

"I can't see you anymore"

I'm halfway through becoming a stand up comedian

I can stand up, now all I need is comedy

A man accomplishes his life-long dream of becoming a stand-up comedian

However, he does not find any success in the field. His jokes are poor and quite predictable. So, after a couple of weak performances, he quits comedy. Frustrated, he punches at a punching bag, and finds it weirdly satisfying. So, he decides to take up a career in professional boxing as a means to f...

Becoming a lawyer

I finally got my test results back to find out if I'm going to become a lawyer, before I could open them, my buddy asked me to meet up for some drinks to celebrate.
After following his bad directions, I finally find the place.
When I walked in, I said "sorry I'm late, but I passed the bar".

If Bruce Wayne overcame his fear of bats by becoming his phobia...

why am I still afraid of failure?

How to get a million dollars by becoming a musician?

Start with two million.

A man with no arms and no legs always had a dream of becoming a firefighter.

His mother didn’t want to crush his dreams but she knew he would never be accepted. She let him set up an interview so he could be let down slowly. Surprisingly, she picked him up and he gave her the news that he got the job. She was shocked. On his first day of work, she wanted to check in on him s...

Everyday I keep telling myself: “Chris, you have to stop drinking, it’s becoming a serious problem ”

Thank god my names not Chris

Becoming a dad is stressful.

One day a man walked into a bar;
Bartender: "hello mate, what can I get you? You look quite tense!"
Man: "beer please, my wife is giving birth, she's had one but the doctors say there's more on the way and to keep myself occupied!"

An hour passes so the man uses the public phone in the ...

I'm considering becoming a mind reader..

What are your thoughts?

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