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Teen Tricks His Mom

An embellished Knee-Slapper from 1896

William tells his ma that there are two holes in his trousers

His mom gives him a sad look. You know we can't afford a new pair of trousers.

William laughs and then tells her the two holes are what he puts his feet through.

Another "guy goes to a monastery" joke - an oldie but a goodie

This is an old one, so apologies if its been here before (I haven't seen it yet, but I don't check /r/jokes every day). I'm a bit bored at the moment, so I've embellished it a bit! enjoy :)

So, this guy is hiking in the Himalayas, as you do, and, as he's hiking up the narrow, rock-strewn path...

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