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Where did the idea of the screwdriver originate from?

Phillip's Head.

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How did the word "Boob" originate?

I believe it was from an engineer. "B" is the top view, "oo" is the front view and "b" is the side view

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Where do German assholes originate from?

Douche-land

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Some last names originate from what the family did in the past...

Makes you wonder about the Dickinsons...

Herpes had to originate from a female.

Otherwise it would be called, hispes

Where did the practice of bukake originate?

It comes from all over.

TIL 69 originated in a city in the south of France

Nice

History Professor

A History Professor is welcoming a fresh intake of undergraduates and decides it is worth having a little fun to settle down the nervous young adults.

He looks at the register to see which students are in his class this semester.

“Do we have a Miss Butcher here?” He asks and a hand i...

Where did the phrase “Give it to me straight, Doc” originate from?

A proctologist’s office

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A man badly wanted to lick the princess' boobs.

He decided to ask his friend Johnny, who works in the palace. He promised 2,000 gold coins to Johnny, he agreed instantly with the deal.


A few days later, Johnny goes and sprinkles itching powder on the princess' bra while she was taking a bath. The plan worked successfully, when the pr...

A man goes to a kennel hoping to adopt two dogs

The employee there shows him two powerful looking dogs and one small, cute dog.


The man asks if it’s possible to have one powerful dog and the cute dog.


‘Unfortunately,’ says the employee, ‘the two powerful dogs are twins, so they can’t be separated. As they are completely i...

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