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Where do German assholes originate from?

Douche-land

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A man badly wanted to lick the princess' boobs.

He decided to ask his friend Johnny, who works in the palace. He promised 2,000 gold coins to Johnny, he agreed instantly with the deal.


A few days later, Johnny goes and sprinkles itching powder on the princess' bra while she was taking a bath. The plan worked successfully, when the pr...

TIL 69 originated in a city in the south of France

Nice

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Some last names originate from what the family did in the past...

Makes you wonder about the Dickinsons...

What do Excel, incels and some people who casually eat figs have in common?

They get confused and incorrectly assume it's a date.


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As people have pointed out, this joke seems to have originated from a venn diagram, but seeing as I heard it a different way and we can't post venn diagrams on this sub, I don't ...

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A couple of India originated jokes

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What is the way to the cemetery?

Go straight and take the last rite
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2 men from Kerala get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears...

Herpes had to originate from a female.

Otherwise it would be called, hispes

Where did the practice of bukake originate?

It comes from all over.

Where did the phrase “Give it to me straight, Doc” originate from?

A proctologist’s office

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