.... They agree that it is best if each of them start at one end of the corpse. After a few minutes, the one who started at the head asks "how's it going down there?"
The other replies: "oh, I'm having a ball over here..."
The first yells: "Oi, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are playing golf
They reach a pond of water.
Moses smacks the ball over the water, and raises his staff. Suddenly, the waters part and his ball rolls to the green.
Then, Jesus hits the ball toward the water. He closes his eyes in prayer and the ball rolls on the surface of the water all the way to th...
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