At A Time Jokes - 21 Hilarious At A Time Jokes

Why do only 2 Mexicans cross the border at a time?

Because the sign says no trespassing.

A man always smoked two cigarettes at a time

When people asked him why, he answered: i'm smoking one for myself and one for my brother in jail.

One day he was smoking only one, so people gladly asked "is your brother out of jail?"
He answered: "no, I quit"

A man noticed that his friend only smoked two cigarettes at a time.

He asked him about it and his friend said: "one for me and one on my imprisoned brother's behalf. He told me to smoke for him too"

Years later, the man saw his friend smoking only one cigarette, he told him: "I'm guessing good news! Your brother finished his sentence?"

His friend said:...

One step at a time

Divorced dad: Son I'm going to marry again

Son: so I'm going to have a step mom

Dad: also she is pregnant

Son: oh no please one step at a time

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Never take more than one viagra at a time

I learnt that the hard way

One thing at a time.

Once upon a time, a little old lady went to the doctor.

She said, "Doc, I don't know what's wrong, but I've had an constant problem with flatulence for weeks now. It's not much inconvenience, because they're quiet, and they don't stink, but I've farted 4 times just while I explained this to ...

Buy my new book: How to become a Millionaire $1 at a time

On sale now for only $1

A little at a time

A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs.

"Well, I'll tell you" the farmer replied. "One day I was plowing my field and the tractor turned over and pinned me underneath. That pig ran for help. He saved my life".

"Oh, that's how he los...

One Piece at a Time - in Soviet Union

Some guy works at a sewing machine factory, and his wife nags him to smuggle one out. No one will notice! Everyone does it! One piece at a time!

That's obviously easier than a car, eh? So the guy caves in. In a few months, he collected all the pieces he had access to and traded some pieces fr...

TIL that a school bus can only jump over 14 students at a time.

Unrelatedly, I’ve been fired from my job as a bus driver.

Why serial killers only kill one person at a time

Coz if they killed more they would be parallel killers.

Why can women only have so many kids at a time?

They run out of womb.

You can only borrow one tool at a time, either a mold or a step stool.

Will you choose the former or the latter?

Did you know that restaurants can only store a maximum of 256 sliders at a time?

It's because they're 1 byte.

My neighbor leave his sprinkler running constantly sometimes days at a time..

It's really irrigating.

Due to Covid, only one person is allowed in the bathroom at a time.

Unfortunately, this means a lot less people get to hear how impressively strong my urine stream is.

My dad would lock us on the closet for hours at a time.

He told us it was elevator training. Today, I was in an elevator, I nailed it!!

My dad only lets me keep 2 pet ravens at a time

Nevermore

In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time?

Because the signs say "No Trespassing".

Why don't sharks eat more than one dentist at a time?

They're filling.

I tried to teach a ghost addition. Despite its efforts, in the end, it could only add 1 at a time.

I was disappointed, but I guess it's the spirit that counts.

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