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[NSFW] A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house.

While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a swe...

I saw an ad for an innuendo competition in the paper

So I entered my sister

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The police stopped me, came up to my window and said;"papers"

I said "scissors, i win" and drove off. Fucker must want a re-match he has been chasing me for 30 minutes.

The Boss asks his secretary for some paper

Secretary: A4 paper right?

Boss: No, A for apple.

A police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?"

I said , " scissors, I won" and drove off.

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I’m never smoking weed with immigrants again.

I asked "Anyone have any papers?" and they all ran like fuck.

A prose met a metaphor at a junction and asked what style are we using for the form papers to which the simile who just happened to walk by responded with

The subjective object of not writing :)

I just got back from vacation. It looks like somebody violently broke into my room looking for something and left papers and thrash everywhere.

Perfect. Everything is just the way I left it.

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Me (a Mexican): Oh shit, the printer says no papers

Coworker (also Mexican): Oh shit, Donald Trump is gonna get mad

Wife (signing divorce papers): I'm sorry I ever married you.

Me: apology accepted.

A pun I found while cleaning out my school papers

A musician told me he was going to hit me with a guitar.
Is that a fret?

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