My neighbours 20 year old daughter was sunbathing the other day. I took the chance to peek out the bathroom window and have a cheeky wank. As I finished I turned around and my wife was standing there, arms folded watching me. Is my wife a pervert?
I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites.
It's called Fake Newsies.
The reason why men are not allowed to give advice in love-columns of magazines:
Anita: "Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2km from home n my car engine started to overheat so I turned back to get the other car. When i got...