When I want to read nonfiction, I go to the truthbrary.
A man goes to visit a frog in the woods
The man knows the frog loves reading, so he brings him a variety of literature. He finds the frog hanging out by a pond and presents him with classics, comedy, and nonfiction, but the frog shakes his head at each book one by one.
Finally the man, exasperated, says, "I don't understand! You...