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The teacher asks all students of her class to learn 4 clauses before the next class next day.

Amit goes to his busy dad and says

Amit : Daddy Daddy. Can you please tell me a clause?

Dad : Shut up

Amit : Thank you Daddy

Next, Amit goes to his mom who is busy cleaning trash.

Amit : Mommy Mommy, Can you please tell me a clause?

Mom : Trash

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause...

Daddy did too. Now they're getting a divorce. Merry Christmas my ass.

What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight?

One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!

Where does Santa Clause stay when traveling?

In the Ho Ho Hotel

What’s the difference between Donald Trump and Santa Clause?

Santa stops after 3 ho’s.

I punched the mall Santa Clause in the face

He called my daughter a 'ho'. 3 times!

What kind of chips do Mrs. and Mr. Clause eat?

Kringle cut!

Why dont saint nick and mrs clause have any kids?

Cause Santa only comes once a year and its down a chimney.

Why don’t Chinese people believe in Santa clause?

Because they are the ones who make the toys

Do you know why santa clause is always so happy?

Cause of all his ho’s

My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.

Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

Every year my uncle dresses as Santa Clause for me and my little brother.

Santa is coming really means something different in our family.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Why was Santa mad when he heard that Mrs. Claus was pregnant?

Because, at this point in his life, he didn't want a dependent clause.

Santa and Mrs. Claus have decided to break up

However, finding a divorce lawyer at the North Pole is next to impossible, so instead they got a semicolon.

They're great at separating independent Clauses.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back.

"Ok, send me your mother."

"Here comes Santa Clause, here comes Santa Claus..." Okay, I get that part...

But why am I supposed to write down "Santa Claus lane"?

When convicted, why couldn't Santa's nephew complete his sentence?

He was a subordinate Clause.

Santa Clause walks into a bar.

The bar has 3 women.
Santa says: “Ho,ho,ho!”

What do you call Santa Clause after he gets divorced?

An independent clause.

A regional manager of a Chinese restaurant chain was visiting one of the stores around the holidays.

He was there to check how the store was doing, making sure safety protocols were in place, making sure it was clean, etc. Upon entering the restaurant he was greeted with Christmas decor, lights, garland, Santa clauses everywhere, and holiday music.
“What’s with the get up?” The manager asked. <...

What do Santa Clause and Bill Cosby have in common ?

They don’t come until you’re asleep.

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