I found out my vacation to Greece is tax deductible
Apparently it falls under charity work
condolences to the family - Dad Joke
Friends daughter hit a deer she was shaken but not hurt car was pretty messed up
told him I give my condolences and that he should reach out to the deers family for help with the deductible.
He for good reason gives a look of bewilderment and asked why
with the best dad response...
I have the best healthcare blue cross offers
It’s too bad I can’t afford the deductible to use it.
Hitting a deer with your car is always an unfair trade.
You're out the cost of the insurance deductible, but nature is only out a buck.
A resignation letter to my boss
I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief. Have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and then pay my estate one year salary death bonus and then continue to pay my spouse my ...
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Why IRS hasn't taxed the only thing it left out - penis!
NEW TAX CODE
The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole.
It has two dependents, but th...