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Biography Jokes

My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography...

But it put her to sleep.
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I just read John F Kennedy's biography

The end was mind blowing
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I bought a mayfly's biography.

Chapter 1: The end.
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I just finished reading a biography of JFK

The ending was mind-blowing
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What do you call someone getting their biography tattooed on their back?

Their backstory
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KITT from Knight Rider is writing a biography

It's an autobiography.
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My friend wants to study Dwayne Johnson’s biography and his ancestors....

Is he studying geneaology or geology?
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Why is Donald Trump’s biography so long?

It has four Chapter 11s.
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My good freind Jake is writing my biography

I told him he should kill off the main character
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According to his biography, Bob Marley's two favourite interests were fashion and comedy.

Or, as he called them, Get Up and Stand Up.
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A joke that Abraham Lincoln told

I’ve never seen this joke here before, I read it in some biography long ago in my school days. This is a joke that actual President Lincoln told:

There was an American ambassador to England after the revolutionary war, and his bitter hosts wanted to antagonize him.

So they got a port...

I bought a new book yesterday. It's the Biography of Jimmy Scotch, the inventor of "Scotch Tape"

Unfortunately I couldn't find the beginning.
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My autobiography didn’t sell very well

Story of my life
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If you wrote a book about Lightning McQueen...

Is it a biography or an autobiography?
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What's a car's favorite genre of literature? [OC]

An auto-biography!
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What’s a cars favorite book?

An auto-biography
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I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but never get around to it.

It's my oughta biography
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My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable.

It was an autobiography…
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I used to shit my pants in school

You can read all about it in my auto biography, *Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid*.

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