According to his biography, Bob Marley's two favourite interests were fashion and comedy.

Or, as he called them, Get Up and Stand Up.

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I went to the bookstore to buy the new biography about a guy who has a micro penis

Bookseller: “Im not sure it’s in yet”

Me: “Yes, that’s the book”

My friend wants to study Dwayne Johnson’s biography and his ancestors....

Is he studying geneaology or geology?

I bought a new book yesterday. It's the Biography of Jimmy Scotch, the inventor of "Scotch Tape"

Unfortunately I couldn't find the beginning.

My good freind Jake is writing my biography

I told him he should kill off the main character

Why is Donald Trump’s biography so long?

It has four Chapter 11s.

What's the shortest biography you can write for a convicted murderer?

A life sentence.

My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography...

But it put her to sleep.

My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable.

It was an autobiography…

I just read John F Kennedy's biography

The end was mind blowing

I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography.

It was base on a true story.

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Hillary Clinton's biography is a fable...

... because the main character is a bitch.

What's a car's favorite genre of literature? [OC]

An auto-biography!

What’s a cars favorite book?

An auto-biography

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but never get around to it.

It's my oughta biography

If you wrote a book about Lightning McQueen...

Is it a biography or an autobiography?

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I used to shit my pants in school

You can read all about it in my auto biography, *Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid*.

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