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Young Fish Jokes

Two fish

There are these two young fish swimming along, and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says, “Morning, boys. How’s the water?” And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes, “What the hell is wate...

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A young fisherman is going to fish on the sea for a couple of months for the first time.

Before boarding the ship, the captain tells the man that it can get pretty lonely after a few months and that he might get some sexual frustrations.

“If you want, we always have the Chinese chef to pleasure yourself” says the captain.

“Oh, I don’t think that is going to be necessary....

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The new pope visits a small church.

Upon hearing the news that the new pope would be visiting his small parish Father O'Leary decided to something special for the dinner. The morning of Pope Francis' arrival he went down to the docks and found a young member of his congregation and said, "I would like to help honor the new pope by con...

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