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Worked Up Jokes

I worked up the courage to call out my overweight cat today.

I asked him "If you're such a fat cat, where is all your money?"

Chuck Norris actually died four years ago

Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.

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I finally worked up the courage to tell my parents...

They're gay.

A 50-year old woman is very pleased with her new facelift. (Long)

She goes to the bank and steps up to the counter. She asks the teller, "How old do you think I am?"

The teller looks her up and down and guesses 35.

"Nope, 50!" she says, and goes to Subway for lunch.

She asks the sandwich artist behind the counter, "How old do you think I am?"<...

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