Whys Jokes

'They're so wasted they'll never know the difference'

After when they're walking home the first guy says 'I think mine was dead; She never moved or made a sound the whole time'

The second says 'I think Mine was a witch'

First: 'really whys that?'

Second: ''cause when i bi... read more

Each year they asked eachother what they got their wives for their anniversary.

The rich man asked the poor man, the rich man said "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes"

Poor man : "whys that?"
Rich man : "well, if she doesn't like the the ring she can come home in the Mercedes a... read more

And he told me to quit masturbating.
I said "whys that?"
He said "Because you're in my office"

So a lumberjack just starts his job in Alaska and it's been a while since he's been with a woman. So one day, he asks his boss what the other lumberjacks do for pleasure around here. He says "try the hole in the barrel out by the showers." So, the next day, the lumberjack is showering and he decides... read more

A man walks into a bar after work, and starts his usual routine.
A few too many beers in the man starts to feel queesy, and a moment later throws up on his work shirt.

"Goddamnit! Not again. My wife is going to kill me!"

"Whats the problem?" asks the bartender.

"My wife.... read more