A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his waist...
Bartender says "Hey man, you have a steering wheel around your waist!?
The Pirate replies "Yeah I know... It's drivin me nuts!".
A polish peasant farmer...
...is digging in his field one day when he hits something with his shovel. Picking it up and dusting it off, he recognizes it as an old lamp. A genie pops out and offers him three wishes. The Pole thinks about his wishes for the entire day and finaly decides. "Genie", he says, "I want the Mongol hor...
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