Note: saw it on 9gag but I had to share it because I literally was laughing out loud
It's hard for me to drive my car with loose wheels this month.
Afterall, it is No Nut November!
What's green and has four wheels?
It's grass, I lied about the wheels.
My dad works for a company that makes bicycle wheels....
He's the spokesman.
I once made a car from wood.
The chassis was made from wood. I made the wheels from wood. The doors and hinges, all wooden. The engine was tricky to make, but all made from wood, right down to the ebony piston rings.
It's was beautiful price of craftsmanship, the only problem with it was that...
Imagine my shock when I got home to find my husband had replaced his feet with wheels and was wearing a funnel on his head.
I'd never even suspected he was a trainsvestite.
I just got a wooden motorcycle. It has a wooden frame, wooden handle bars, wooden wheels, and a wooden seat. Guess what?
It wooden start.
What do you call a disabled person on fire?
What do they call shoes with wheels in Africa?
A man is sitting in a new sports car when a little girl pulls up beside him on her new bicycle she just received for Christmas.
She knocks on his window, which he rolls down to see what she wants.
"Wanna race, mister?" she asks, ringing her bell and twirling the elastic streamers on her handlebars.
"Sure," the man laughs. The light turns green and he floors the pedal. The car takes off like a shot and he leaves...
Recently, i’ve tried to make a car without wheels.
I’ve been working on it tirelessly.
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A man on a beach walks up to a woman in a wheelchair
This woman is crying, he asks “why Are you crying?” She says “ nobody has ever taken me on a date before” he says, “oh well, I’ll take you on a date!” So they go on a nice date and he takes her back to the spot on the beach he met her at, as he walks away, he hears crying again “what is it now?” He...
As I write this I'm trying to assemble bicycle wheels using quite a complex process.
Damn, I spoke too soon.
I once bought a wooden car. Wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition.
When Apple created the $700 wheels...
Did they expect profits to start rolling in?
An Arrogant Boss
The secretary saw that her boss' zipper was open when he walked out of the bathroom.
Hey boss, "Your garage door is open."
The arrogant boss walked real close to her and said, "I hope you got a good look at my Ferrari."
The witty secretary quickly said, "No, but I did get a gli...
My son tried riding his bike without training wheels today and the bike kept falling...
I guess you could say it was two tired!
Why are Fire Trucks red?
Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are 12 inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the...
I removed the wheels from my car, and surprisingly I'm still able to drive it
you could say it's working tirelessly.
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guy goes to the doctor ..
a guy goes to teh doctor .
doc says " well what seems to be the problem?"
guy says " its my elbow doc , its killing me !"
doc says " well a normal visit would have a $50 co-pay , but we have a new machine that can diagnose you just by peeing in a cup and the co-p...
What's purple, orange and yellow and has wheels?
A dolphin. I lied about the colour and the wheels
During a national water shortage, a mother and daughter were sharing a shower.
The daughter looks at her mother and then down at herself and says "What's that?"
Thinking quickly, the mother says, "That's your garage... and you must never let a boy park his car in it."
Next door, a father and his son were also sharing a shower. The son looks at his dad and then do...
Why are so many Matchbox and Hot Wheels cars Fords?
So kids can get used to pushing them at an early age
So my wife went missing. I went to the police to report her disappearance...
The policeman asked “What is she wearing?” I replied “I don’t recall”. The policeman asked “What is her height?” I replied “Average”. The policeman asked “Weight?” I replied “Who knows?” The policeman asked “Hair colour?” I replied “Mmm what month ar...