Recently, i’ve tried to make a car without wheels.

I’ve been working on it tirelessly.

What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?

It wooden start.

What's purple, orange and yellow and has wheels?

A dolphin. I lied about the colour and the wheels

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

Wanted: a man has been stealing the wheels off of police cars

Officers are working tirelessly to catch him.

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair?

Meals on wheels

I’ve been looking for a car wash that does a thorough job cleaning wheels,

But whenever I google “Best Rimjob” I get sleepy and take a nap.

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Did you hear about the wooden car? It had a wooden engine, wooden wheels, a wooden chassis and a wooden gearbox...

And the fuckin' thing wooden even go.

I thought a man was taking the wheels off my Honda

Turns out he was doing it on his own accord

Three guys die and go to heaven

St. Peter meets them at the pearly gates, and announces "welcome to heaven. it is a vast and holy place. I will assign you a vehicle based on how faithful you were to your spouses"

The first man walks up and is given the keys to a beat up 1989 Honda Civic and St. Peter says to him "you cheate...

Why are so many Matchbox and Hot Wheels cars Fords?

So kids can get used to pushing them at an early age

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I was out for a drive when the car suddenly started shuddering and the front wheel fell off.

I stopped and got out trying to figure out what the heck happened.
As I cross the front of the car I can see the tire is in the ditch by a fence that says, St Clements institute for the insane. I can plainly see that the lug nuts have all come off allowing the tire to falloff the car.
I quickl...

Three men, exhausted from selling colored automobile wheels all day, decided to enter in a competition

Three men, exhausted from selling colored automobile wheels all day, decided to enter in a competition: who could render a knot out of a multi-colored suit-tie the fastest. They went on, waited in line, and eventually competed against each other, however in the end they all had the same time.
...

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What’s green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left rear tire suffers a flat.

While Jones is changing the tire, another car goes by, running over the hub cap in which Jones was keeping the lug nuts. the nuts are all knocked into a nearby storm drain.

Jones is at a loss for what to do and is about to go call a cab when he hears a shout from behind the hospital fence, wh...

The wheels on patrol car constantly end up falling off before I even make it back to the station. The boss asks if I’m working too hard

I said I’m working tirelessly.

Three disabled stranded men

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, bu...

Tesla briefly investigated reusable bio engines made from plants. Wooden car body, wooden wheels and a wooden engine.

It wooden go.

What do you call a snowman on wheels?

A bICICLE





im so sorry...

As soon as all the wheels are replaced, my local police department is getting rid of a bunch of old squad cars they aren't using.

They're being retired

I created a dating site for people over 70.

It's called hot wheels.

How far does a car go with square wheels?

Four blocks.

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A LONG ONE( but worth it): One wet, cold morning...

A bus driver was just starting along his route. It was still dark and raining and the temperature hovered just above freezing.

As he approached the first stop on his route he could see some poor soul laying on the bench. He stopped the bus, opened the doors and called out to the soaking wet p...

I’ve seen so many jokes about wheels

At this point it’s just tire-ing

The guy who built my bicycle wheels also does commercials for the shop.

He's a spokesperson.

My crippled friend said he wanted hot wheels for his birthday

So I lit his wheelchair on fire

A salesman gets a flat tire in front of the insane asylum.

As he changes the tire a guy on the other side of the fence sits watching him.
In the process of changing the tire the salesman kicks the nuts holding the wheel and loses the nuts in a the stream next to the road.
Raging about and cursing his luck he's interrupted by the guy on the other sid...

A doctor is operating on a patient.

He says to his assistant: “Helium please” so the assistant wheels over a tank of helium.
The doctor proceeds to put a mask on the patient so he can inhale the gas, but the patient doesn’t respond to the treatment.

The doctor turns to his assistant again. “Curium please”. And the assistant...

If a plane tries to land but can't deploy its wheels, what sound does it make when it bounces off the ground?

Boeing

What does it mean when you have wheels and a country girl wants you?

It means you *a tractor*

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This is Nejo...

A 7 year old African boy. Nejo has only one leg and has to travel 5 miles to school everyday on a bicycle with buckled wheels.

Donate just £3 now and we will send you the video, it's fucking hilarious.

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