Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, bu...
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A Garbage truck.
I thought a man was taking the wheels off my Honda
Turns out he was doing it on his own accord
Everyone is of the idea that shark song will be played 18 years from now in proms and clubs. As adults do you ever go singing... the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town....
..... the doors on the bus go open and shut, open and shut, the doors on the bus go open and shut all through the town.....
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Did you hear about the wooden car? It had a wooden engine, wooden wheels, a wooden chassis and a wooden gearbox...
And the fuckin' thing wooden even go.
Why are so many Matchbox and Hot Wheels cars Fords?
So kids can get used to pushing them at an early age
I was out for a drive when the car suddenly started shuddering and the front wheel fell off.
I stopped and got out trying to figure out what the heck happened. As I cross the front of the car I can see the tire is in the ditch by a fence that says, St Clements institute for the insane. I can plainly see that the lug nuts have all come off allowing the tire to falloff the car. I quickl...
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
The wheels on patrol car constantly end up falling off before I even make it back to the station. The boss asks if I’m working too hard
I said I’m working tirelessly.
Three men, exhausted from selling colored automobile wheels all day, decided to enter in a competition
Three men, exhausted from selling colored automobile wheels all day, decided to enter in a competition: who could render a knot out of a multi-colored suit-tie the fastest. They went on, waited in line, and eventually competed against each other, however in the end they all had the same time. ...
Tesla briefly investigated reusable bio engines made from plants. Wooden car body, wooden wheels and a wooden engine.
It wooden go.
"What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?" asked the curious boy.
His mother took a deep breath and then replied, "It wooden go."
As soon as all the wheels are replaced, my local police department is getting rid of a bunch of old squad cars they aren't using.
They're being retired
What do you call a snowman on wheels?
im so sorry...
I removed the rubber from the wheels on my car
It is now working tirelessly
How far does a car go with square wheels?
I’ve seen so many jokes about wheels
At this point it’s just tire-ing
The first thing a grieving husband should do is CALL THE COPS!
Husband: "My wife of 15 years is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!" Sheriff: "Height?" Husband: "I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall." Sheriff: "Weight?" Husband: "Don't kn...
My crippled friend said he wanted hot wheels for his birthday
So I lit his wheelchair on fire
The guy who built my bicycle wheels also does commercials for the shop.
He's a spokesperson.
You know why my Grandpa got new wheels on his car?
If a plane tries to land but can't deploy its wheels, what sound does it make when it bounces off the ground?
What do you call a sledgehammer on wheels that hunts impatient people?
What does it mean when you have wheels and a country girl wants you?
It means you *a tractor*
I used to have a full size wooden car. Wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden seats.
BUT, when I tried to drive it, it wooden go.
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A LONG ONE( but worth it): One wet, cold morning...
A bus driver was just starting along his route. It was still dark and raining and the temperature hovered just above freezing.
As he approached the first stop on his route he could see some poor soul laying on the bench. He stopped the bus, opened the doors and called out to the soaking wet p...