What's The Difference Between You And Jokes - 12 Hilarious What's The Difference Between You And Jokes

What's the difference between you and the sun?

The sun's hot...

What's the difference between you and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed an entire family.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a date for Valentine's Day.

Oh hey girl, what's the difference between you and a pair of glasses?

Glasses seem to fit a bit higher on my face

What's the difference between you and a virus

The virus actually did a world tour.

What's the difference between you and Facebook?

You don't have all my information yet ;)

What's the difference between you and your father?

One of you came in to your mother and the other came out.

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What's the difference between you and a rooster?

A rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do"

You say: "any cock will do!"

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What's the difference between you and my big toe?

I *want* to bang you on my dining table.

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What's the difference between you and Bear Grylls?

You'd get fired if you drank piss at work.

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A little boy asks his father

A little boy asks his father: "What's the difference between you and mommy?"

The father responds: "Well son, I have a dick but your mother is a dick."

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