What's The Difference Between Me Jokes - 11 Hilarious What's The Difference Between Me Jokes

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn’t beat cancer.

What's the difference between me and the stock market?

1) My parents are actually invested in the stock market

2) The stock market still has some value

3) People care that the stock market is currently depressed

What's the difference between me and a calendar?

The calendar has dates

*sigh*

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What's the difference between me and Adolph's father's mother?

Edit: between Adolph's father's mother and me

>!I'm a grammar nazi and she was a nazi gramma.!<

What's the difference between me and my birthday cake?

My cake gets blowed atleast once a year

What's the difference between me and a magician?

We both can make a girl disappear but I can't make them reappear again.

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What's the difference between me and a raid shadow legends ad having sex with a girl

The ad is longer.

What's the difference between me and a tornado?

A tornado can pick up girls

What's the difference between me and Jesus Christ?

I come in under two thousand years.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

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