What's The Difference Between A Priest Jokes - 9 Hilarious What's The Difference Between A Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a Priest and a Rabbi?

a Priest gives tips and a Rabbi takes them!

What's the difference between a priest and acne?

Acne usually waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

Pimples don't come on boys faces till they hit 13

What's the difference between a priest and a con man?

Con men don't believe their lies

What's the difference between a priest and a cryogenics researcher?

Only one of them is a chilled mole tester.

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What's the difference between a priest and a Christmas tree?

None. For both the balls are for decoration.

What's the difference between a priest and a child molester?

Yeah, you don't know either huh?

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